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[Salted Earth Truffle]

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Trouble with subject? I’m hard.

 

[Meownaw]

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Ha ha ha holeee shit

 

[Serious Business]

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I'm hard

 

[Bigsmooth]

I'm hard

It's just algebra

 

[captain_kamala]

Oh no not this again. Poor pat

 

[Treat Yourself]

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I thought he told them to leave and never return? Getting mixed signals here.

 

[guest]

Video should be public now.

[MEDIA=youtube]WMp1j52dEBU[/MEDIA]

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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he called da cawps cause someone had a few drinks at the bar??

 

[UnPRePared]

@SpringfieldDan So who was the top?

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I bet pig called about the photo, squealing that the stalkers are outside. Tough guy!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I bet pig called about the photo, squealing that the stalkers are outside. Tough guy!

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN! WAIT....nazis took a photo from public property, COME BACK!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

@Snake

Comment?

I really wanted to know what the secret weapon was

This definitely sounds like a challenge, Dan's telling us to step our shit up

 

[BoomerSperg]

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Hahahahahaha holy shit did the pigman call the police in hysterics because someone bought prison soup? This after screaming at them last time. Incredible.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'll never understand putting your entire life out there and chasing clout from a place like this, especially after being mercilessly fucked with for months. That said, that mini livestream was worth it just to see Mewler's dolls propped up on the Hoolis bar. You know pig was absolutely seething about that.

"Tess? It's Patrick. Remove those dolls immediately! Don't you know that's one of the nazis who's literally trying to kill me!"

It's my favorite Mullenism, it seems Dan literally can't (for some Godforsaken reason) stop trying to gain our approval. It's so pathetic and wonderful at the same time.

 

[SFWA liaison]

just in case the call ends up being a swatting attempt and people suspect me because I was the first to notice (which to be fair were my suspicions when people ntoiced on random days), I have a script that runs in the background checking the MKE PD calls logger


still think it's most likely Pat complaining about Dan

 

[RoTheHo69]

Video should be public now.

"brothamen" is a reference to opie, Dan.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's my favorite Mullenism, it seems Dan literally can't (for some Godforsaken reason) stop trying to gain our approval. It's so pathetic and wonderful at the same time.

Well, don’t worry. Dan assured us, that we are forgiven for our misdeeds against him. Glad he cleared that up. We’re all also marks, and Dan is the mongoloid behind the curtain. That was beyond embarrassing.

 

[RoTheHo69]

just in case the call ends up being a swatting attempt and people suspect me because I was the first to notice (which to be fair were my suspicions when people ntoiced on random days), I have a script that runs in the background checking the MKE PD calls logger
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still think it's most likely Pat complaining about Dan

Nice asynchronous programming stupid.

 

[BoomerSperg]

just in case the call ends up being a swatting attempt and people suspect me because I was the first to notice (which to be fair were my suspicions when people ntoiced on random days), I have a script that runs in the background checking the MKE PD calls logger
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still think it's most likely Pat complaining about Dan

It's 100% pat complaining about Dan. I bet he browses this board and his thread on kiwifarms more than he does twitter.

Hi pat!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]