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[guest]

I'm not. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I were. Why so hurtful?

Age is just a number, Mews, or at least that’s what Uncle Paul tells me.

 

[RobertMewler]

It struck me as humorous.

I hear ya. One time on voat someone was talking about their mother being seriously ill for a while but then got better. I wrote something like, "Good to hear the ol' bag of bones pulled through" and got scolded for it. I dunno.. I thought it was funny.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'd still probably lick Mew's shitpipe.

 

[RobertMewler]

Age is just a number, Mews, or at least that’s what Uncle Paul tells me.

Thank you, sonny. Now sit down and I'll heat you up some stew.

 

[guest]

I never liked that downsie faggot, good pawdacast, though.

I legit liked NPS at first and I’m being genuine here. I just tapped out when it got to be some overlord obnoxious bullshit. Snake’s funny accent should have been made into a bit if either of those dunks had that kind of mentality. Think Porsalin’s Joe Matarese ‘welcome to da pahdcast!’ intro. Or something I mean who even cares at this point. These Edgelord wannabes never learn.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

we were visiting my terminally ill neice at the hospital one time and I farted while we were in the hall way and a girl with cancer who lost all her hair was being rolled past us and I could just see on her face that she smelled it

 

[guest]

I hear ya. One time on voat someone was talking about their mother being seriously ill for a while but then got better. I wrote something like, "Good to hear the ol' bag of bones pulled through" and got scolded for it. I dunno.. I thought it was funny.

Why don't you talk to your mother again? She must be old.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Thank you, sonny. Now sit down and I'll heat you up some stu.

 

[guest]

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An African village could feed themselves years off this Stu. Cause he’s fat, get it? R.I.P.

 

[guest]

Hee hee hee, I'm loving this 'Mewler is in her 60s' arc. It makes me feel so grown up and matronly. That is true, I did listen to 80s music when I was in high school. Who among us didn't love The Smiths during their teenage angst years!?

'I'm 57 years young..'

i have no idea, of course, but i've always thought early to mid 50s. but i really dont give a shit because i have no plans to ever meet any of you people, we're all just shitposting on an anonymous forum. It could just be a bit and you're a 29 year old gay man who likes to knit. Its all the same to me, i judge people on the content of their posting not on any perceived physical attributes.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I legit liked NPS at first and I’m being genuine here. I just tapped out when it got to be some overlord obnoxious bullshit. Snake’s funny accent should have been made into a bit if either of those dunks had that kind of mentality. Think Porsalin’s Joe Matarese ‘welcome to da pahdcast!’ intro. Or something I mean who even cares at this point. These Edgelord wannabes never learn.

I recall I said something to the effect of “his name might be Tony but he sounds like a Vito”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Video should be public now.

 

[guest]

I'm not. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I were. Why so hurtful?

You might be. Was the 80's music in HS new then? My guess now is early 50's.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That was a bit. Most of the KF posts were a bit. There are a half dozen or so folks here who don't realize when they're biting on a hook.

Fuck off Dan, mongoloid looking cunt.

Please swallow a shotgun, for da 'bit'.

 

[guest]

That was a bit. Most of the KF posts were a bit.

Jesus Christ

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ

Great sign he's already on his way to having these easily forgiving rascals turn against him again. He's fucking deranged.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Eating weird asian food and watching NPS season 2. Doesn’t get much better than this #ruizing

 

[guest]

Great sign he's already on his way to having these easily forgiving rascals turn against him again. He's fucking deranged.

Andy Kaufman. Sacha Baron Cohen. Christopher Guest. Dan Mullen. Masters of the bit.

 

[guest]

Eating weird asian food and watching NPS season 2. Doesn’t get much better than this #ruizingView attachment 71908

That's the fawkin show we don't talk about.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

we were visiting my terminally ill neice at the hospital one time and I farted while we were in the hall way and a girl with cancer who lost all her hair was being rolled past us and I could just see on her face that she smelled it

You just let her know that she's still alive.

Make-a-whiff, bald bitch