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[Jenna]

You'd be more accepting if she was 12, right, pedo?

You have been instructed to stop bringing up the time I got shitfaced and said I liked RobertMewler. Continuing to do so constitutes felony harassment. Do not mention it again.

Look Torquie, the biological issue is... if you want kids, you can't chase an anti-Semitic boomer who has already hit menopause. That factory is closed.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What's with the bent pipe railing in the walkway? Is that just a bad angle? Their house just looks poor. We've looked at a few fixer uppers and we know we'd fix them up fast... not wait until it's so dilapidated that the city condems it and a dollar general buys the lot to put in a location.

Also nice diaper on the lawn, stupid. (Paul Weimer enters the chat)



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He was going to leave that diaper there until snow covered it but because the internet laughed at him over it, he will actually pick it up.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

What's with the bent pipe railing in the walkway? Is that just a bad angle? Their house just looks poor. We've looked at a few fixer uppers and we know we'd fix them up fast... not wait until it's so dilapidated that the city condems it and a dollar general buys the lot to put in a location.

Also nice diaper on the lawn, stupid. (Paul Weimer enters the chat)



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Just saying pat. I could do a long commute to this

4294 Pinehurst Hawkinsville Rd, Pinehurst, GA 31070 | MLS #20054689 | Zillow

For sale This 3667 square foot single family home has 4 bedrooms and 3.0 bathrooms. It is located at 4294 Pinehurst Hawkinsville Rd Pinehurst, Georgia.

www.zillow.com

This is a fixer upper that an online terrorist can easily afford and not do a rent to own. 40 acres with a house that doesn't look like it's section 8 with tinfoil on the windows. And guess what? It's a whole house. None of this technicality thing. Felony not living in the ghetto, child. Wait quietly for the cicadas and bullfrogs.

 

[Jenna]

Nice sucking up to the forum ‘elites’, stupid!

24 hours ago I'm the only real Dan supporter. He goes to Hooligans and the fairweather fans love him again.

Call me all the insults you want, don't call me a suckup kissing popular poster ass when I'm the literal opposite of that.

 

[guest]

He goes to Hooligans and the fairweather fans love him again.

I agree with you about this, 24 hours ago some motherfuckers were still bashing Dan and now they’re ready to suck his dick again.

 

[MonsterSteve]

That was a bit. Most of the KF posts were a bit. There are a half dozen or so folks here who don't realize when they're biting on a hook.

Lova ya, missed ya.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What's with the bent pipe railing in the walkway?

Looks like it’s just a handrail.

 

[guest]

@SpringfieldDan isn’t fucking around. Look out Dutch Boys with your bowl head haircuts and faggot ass wooden clogs.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Look Torquie, the biological issue is... if you want kids, you can't chase an anti-Semitic boomer who has already hit menopause. That factory is closed.

Never liked these hacky little house on the prairie/triumph of the will crossover episodes to be honest wicha

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sat in pats spot. I bet he feels violated because of that.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Can someone let Pat know that there's a diaper full of shit in his front yard?

 

[Jenna]

I agree with you about this, 24 hours ago some motherfuckers were still bashing Dan and now they’re ready to suck his dick again.

You get the alliance is bringing you down, right? Nobody cares about the Hannigan alliance, the Williams alliance.

You're unquestionably loyal to a group that doesn't care. You're Daniel Garcia in the JAC. They love what you bring but they'll never respect you. You're a soldier forced to worship actresses you don't care about.

 

[guest]

Word from INTERPOL is that a serial killer called the Wisconsin Pork Pie was caught slaughtering a mentally handicapped gentleman in the basement half of his two-halves home.

Suspect was wearing only a robe, screeching with emphasized T's and vowels, before being subdued with thirteen tasers - necessary, because as one officer was quoted saying, "He was very fat, and the skin was dry and near impenetrable like cow leather. Possibly because he's so fat." Another officer questioned a possible obsession with the 1980's Detroit Tigers, as a half conscious and drooling piggy was heard to be muttering the word "Trammell" repeatedly.

The victim, deceased and in pieces besides a pristine and abnormally sized head, is survived by his mail order wife and her shit-scrubbing business. When asked for comment, the victims wife repeatedly said "No no, Missy Danny-El is no home."

Fuck, my fucking ribs! But seriously folksh that poor giant jawed wife. She must be so upset. Someone call Scotland Yard for fuck’s sake. Wisconsin is becoming a gosh darn cesspool, says I.

 

[guest]

Can someone let Pat know that there's a diaper full of shit in his front yard?

No, they can’t. So there.

 

[guest]

Can someone let Pat know that there's a diaper full of shit in his front yard?

He's just dry-aging it, child.

 

[guest]

he called da cawps cause someone had a few drinks at the bar??

Holy shit, is that what that is. I honestly thought it was another 1.7 transcript. These two mental cases deserve each other.

 

[guest]

I bet he yelled at the bartender " I told you not to serve the cyberstalkers!"

Does Tesssssss have any idea?!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

@SpringfieldDan isn’t fucking around. Look out Dutch Boys with your bowl head haircuts and faggot ass wooden clogs.

Clogs aren't gay. They can be used to batter women and ethnic minorities.

 

[guest]

I didn't think it likely, unless Kiwi Farms spurned him.

Oh wait, they did.







Stomped any good cakes lately, Dan?

I take it back, Macbeth after listening to that bizarre ramble. It’s good that it’s so fucking bad. Dan is such a weird guy. Like dude just own your own faggotry.

 

[guest]

@SpringfieldDan isn’t fucking around. Look out Dutch Boys with your bowl head haircuts and faggot ass wooden clogs.

Clogs aren't gay. They can be used to batter women and ethnic minorities.

Clogs are based as fuck. Haters gonna hate!


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