What kind of idiot would eat cookies in that position? Oh yeah...
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍
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If you wanted to demonstrate to somebody how dumb Joe Cumia is, that post alone would accomplish it. What an absolute fucking retard to think that tacky shite will ever be worth anything.
“Blinded by their emotions” but he brays on Facebook work CAPS and EMOJIS about N people and LIBTARDS
Joe's a simple man. He carries his cookies in a pringles container and he heads off to moo at the veg market. boat lounge
He’s also become very brazen in the last few days.
We need to start alerting Princess Cruise Lines about such online behavior
We need to start alerting Princess Cruise Lines about such online behavior
Diabetic...teeth falling out...bad ventilation in the room...makes me wonder if Joe's already got a sore on his foot that he'll "just let run its course."
He lost his teeth eating those cookies and not brushing at night. His remaining real teeth are done
Or take back rice, eat it the next morning, and die of botulism
Anyone can do it!
I stand corrected. Joe made two friends, which is real progress for him. Now he just needs to befriend a dentist, and he'll be set.
Exactly! And they want to avoid rodents and an insect infestation.
Passengers don't want to see the staff eating from the same places they eat.
It's unprofessional
"With 12 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes and 42 seconds left"
I love how badly this gig has gone for him.
Easy enough to be friendly when you're just twisting volume knobs for the homeless-looking busker. Imagine how they'd feel if they were part of one his used songs groups, which he runs like a military operation, if you didn't know.
Ol' Suga Foot Cumia
Because he's an idiotic child trapped in the body of an old man. He thought he'd play the first night, bring the house down and be treated like a celebrity by management and audience alike. Room upgraded, maybe an emergency meeting to lock him down for later in the year - astronomical rise in salary and perks offered of course. He thought he'd be playing poker and drinking the nights away with the guests. All of this based on nothing but his narcissistic self-delusion.
Then reality kicked in. He's a step above the Guatemalan waiters, only making less in tips. No top shelf food or drink allowed. Mustn't be seen eating or drinking by guests - so 11 a.m. breakfast and 3 p.m. lunch etc. His "trips" were all disasters (thanks to his lack of planning or basic enquiry), his teeth are tumbling out of his mouth and he was probably told politely by his Polish line manager that any favorable improvements in any future contract are a few more years of performing down the line. He could be dead by then.
I realise I've just given you an autistic rundown of his cruise experience, but it made me chuckle.
I’ve never been on a cruise and never will, but I’m pretty sure paying the money for the experience and then part of the entertainment being a grumpy fat 75 year old New Yorker murdering Johnny Cash would be a buzzkill.