Reminds me of my friend who thought working at Guitar Center was going to be some kind of "dream job". As if he'd just be playing guitars and testing amps all day. Of course, he was 17 at the time, not someone who qualifies for AARP.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍
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Or be in possession of alcohol. Seems a bit draconian you can't drink during your off time in the cabin away from customers, but I guess since they're all packed together it isn't worth the trouble and there are enough foreigners who want the gig due to free room.and board
I feel like Joe is what Dennis the Menace would've grown into. He's always up to mischief. He can't even stop himself. He's pathologically mischievous.
"Dey confiscated my SLINGSHOT."
"Dey confiscated my SLINGSHOT."
I'm sure it is. It'd be one thing if he was a 19 year old kid, but having to tell some 65 year old "no, you can't use the same facilities as the people you're paid to entertain" would lead any manager to say to themselves "there's something majorly off about this guy."
Like @bumbum8 said, it's the kind of thing you instinctively know, or at least learn quickly in your first fast food/pub summer job. If paying customers see the people who work there enjoying the same services as them, it subconsciously cheapens the experience for them. It looks horribly unprofessional to boot. If you don't know that, it suggests you've never worked a job like that before. Or you have, but you're nuts.
You can just imagine Joe's half cretinous/half indignant expression, acting defiant with his empty eyes and open mouth.
"Huh, I didn't know that. I mean I don't see what the big deal is with me playing a game of poker, but whatever. If those are the rules."
"Ya, as I said Joseph, it's all in the employees handbook that we sent you with your contract. Three months ago."
"Ha! OK. My bad!" (blood boiling)
Lukasz left the encounter feeling odd, like he'd just interacted with something different. When he got back to his office he sat down, woke up his computer, opened Google and typed in "Joseph Cumia."
This retard claimed he was in "a different hemisphere" while being in Puerto Rico
Alright, this is more humiliating than People's Court.
this would be funnier than any nasty review could be.
JOE IN DISTRESS ON HIS SECOND, BETTER CRUISE.
5:30am, sun blazing outside as the Princess cruises along the Norwegian shoreline.
“It’s Wednesday” the old cow thinks. “We have our muster in 15 minutes.” He rolls out of his twin bed rubs crusted sleep from his eyes. Joseph looks around the cabin and immediately thinks of home. Instead of his black rifle coffee, it’s instant shit from the local Scandinavian discount supermarket.
He waddles out for mustering and a perky young homosexual man from Indonesia says “Joseph! Good morning! You’re going to be the guide today, it’s your turn!” he then proceeds to hand Joe an obnoxious yellow baseball cap with “GUIDE” written on it.
“Hrmph” Moo thinks. “I’m a vet, this ain’t shit.”
Flash forward one hour and he’s getting crank from not having his breakfast (scrambled rubbery eggs and boiled hot dogs with ketchup. Only the best for “The Help”).
He’d be shoplifting within a week. We’ll see how much he worships the vets after Rudy the 90 year old greeter rats him out for napping in the coolers on the clock.
He'd probably upload video of him chowing down on "free" food to social media, like that retarded she-boon did recently
THE JOSEIDON ADVENTURE
ACT I SCENE I
Camera slowly zooms in on Joe lying on a tiny bed(shot from above) 1000yd stare, mouth slightly agape
"Estonia.....Shiiiit, I'm still in Estonia"
Cut to a ceiling vent with a fabric softener strip duct taped to it, flapping in a breeze of stale recirculated air like a tiny flag of surrender
(PSYCHEDELIC FUNERAL DIRGE STARTS PLAYING)
(Series of clips of Joe ripping up towels, performing self-dentistry, sobbing while typing into a laptop, staggering around with purloined mini-bar jameson bottles, doing tai chi in his underwear)
LOUD BANGING ON CABIN DOOR. TINY WELL DRESSED VIETNAMESE MAN ENTERS WITHOUT WAITING FOR RESPONSE
TRANH(in broken english): "Juh wha duh fug why you no in puppet theatre! Get dressed and get down the! AND NO MO SWE-SHUH. YOU WEH SUIT!
ACT I SCENE I
Camera slowly zooms in on Joe lying on a tiny bed(shot from above) 1000yd stare, mouth slightly agape
"Estonia.....Shiiiit, I'm still in Estonia"
Cut to a ceiling vent with a fabric softener strip duct taped to it, flapping in a breeze of stale recirculated air like a tiny flag of surrender
(PSYCHEDELIC FUNERAL DIRGE STARTS PLAYING)
(Series of clips of Joe ripping up towels, performing self-dentistry, sobbing while typing into a laptop, staggering around with purloined mini-bar jameson bottles, doing tai chi in his underwear)
LOUD BANGING ON CABIN DOOR. TINY WELL DRESSED VIETNAMESE MAN ENTERS WITHOUT WAITING FOR RESPONSE
TRANH(in broken english): "Juh wha duh fug why you no in puppet theatre! Get dressed and get down the! AND NO MO SWE-SHUH. YOU WEH SUIT!
Hopefully we get some great material from his last couple days - he will be in “fuck it” mode which could give up some big laughs
Its not the army you dolt.
Its funny that he lasted about half way before he was counting the days to go home.
He's literally crossing off the days like a prisoner in an old timey movie. The fact that he's hated every minute of it makes me so happy.
"It's an adventure"
Yeah, it's a real thrilling experience to spit out your teeth like watermelon seeds and stuff dryer sheets in the vent to kill the mildew/BO stench.
Yeah, it's a real thrilling experience to spit out your teeth like watermelon seeds and stuff dryer sheets in the vent to kill the mildew/BO stench.
jie you dope that is an invasive species. Just kill it, retard
Dammit, I was going to point that out. Can’t believe it took all the way until page 7. He’s such a buffoon that it doesn’t even rank that highly in his recent blunders.
I don't know if I've got the dark heart to fax them the images... although we haven't done any cow-tipping for a while. It's a tough one maan