Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its so close to the end of his trip. Maybe reporting this to his employer might pay off. It might spice things up.

 

[BUBBLER]

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

The Joseph Cookies.

 

[DooDooBrown]

I’m sure the reason they don’t want food in those closets is that since the same person is staying there for months, it doesn’t get cleaned regularly and they can clearly see what a dirtbag Joe is, so they don’t want to walk into mountains of discarded food when he finally leaves.

That and just making sure the help knows their place. You will eat the scraps we give you, boy, sorry, the shrimp is for paying customers only.

 

[Petworth dude]

No doubt washed down with the leftover dregs of Jamieson he also collects from the passengers glasses and drinks in his cell/cabin.

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It would be a damn shame if some rascal shared Joe’s photos with the cruise ship management company.

Edit: Oh well, @Slackjawed Cow beat me to it with this comment. I’d delete this post, but I don’t want Chocolate Hell Hole to start sperging out or have his day ruined

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Opesterino]

Did he at least put a few pringles on top of the cookies? The Summer of Samcro

 

[UnPRePared]

He had to sit there and break the cookies into pieces to get them into the Pringles can. What a fucking boob. Just eat the cookies at the buffet and then leave it alone you fat idiot.

The modern equivalent of 'Toaster Leaving's' from "Married... With Children".

Except Al had more charm than Joe. "So so so so so you're saying I have to sell WOMEN'S SHOES till I die!?! #NOMA'AMINDISTRESS"

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

God he really is a nigger, and why is a 60 year old man who lost half his teeth eating cookies?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he at least put a few pringles on top of the cookies? The Summer of Samcro

#OUTLAWLIFE

 

[PorqueDealer]

God he really is a nigger, and why is a 60 year old man who lost half his teeth eating cookies?

Because they are COMP'd

 

[Brooke Shields]

"Oh my GOD, isn't that old man the guitar guy from last night? Is he shoveling cookies into a pringles can? What is going on here?"

I'm sure the cruiseline would love to find out someone they're hiring is making it look like they're a slave ship.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Wouldnt be surprised if he has fashioned a shank out of a toothbrush by now.

Not like he needs it for anything else. A grown man, in his mid-sixties no less, stealing cookies to sneak into his room. And he thinks it merits emojis, too.

 

[NoBacon]

Every job I’ve ever worked I’ve always despised management who treat people like children, and pedantically police every rule and restriction like the gestapo.

Then, like everybody who’s ever become management, I quickly realised you must do it because if you give any leeway at all a certain group of people will act like children and ruin it for everybody. Every. Single. Time.

I’m not ever progressing beyond this niche I’ve found myself in, because I can’t stand being in charge of people like brother Joe. He will act like he’s the entire reason the cruise is profitable as well.

Hey Joe, if you wanted some cookies you could have just asked for some, I’m sure nobody would have minded, but nope, you have to start acting like a thieving nigger and then shit talking the company online like a teenage girl. If they did reprimand him for this he would feel righteous injustice because “it’s just cookies” or something, but the point is you aren’t following the rules and you’re openly mocking and belittling them on public social media.

Do you know why they’re so strict on cruise ships, Joe? In any business if you let the little stuff slide it always becomes a much larger problem, and when you let that happen in the middle of the ocean lots of people die.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Because they are COMP'd

CHOMP'D

 

[Brooke Shields]

I’d love the company to dock Joe’s pay for all the violations he’s boasted about on Facebook.

It is one of the most African-American things to do in the modern social media age, to moronicly & proudly broadcast all crimelike activity as if it's a commendable action

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Also, yet again, it astounds me that he chooses to publicly boast about these things. He doesn't even have the wherewithal to make the posts friends/family only. He thinks it's charming to brag about eating stale oatmeal raisin cookies out of a Pringles can.

Yet another personal triumph for Solo Joe, born winner. By now, I guarantee he's easily the most despised employee on that creaky rust bucket. He's like a child being defiant in school so the other kids will think he's a really cool rebel badass. He's been bitching about every aspect of the gig from the moment he lumbered aboard. The room is small, the bed sucks, no shower mats, it smells, he can't gamble, he can't drink, he has to participate in safety drills, literally everything. He's a retarded man-child, a deeply stunted, obese faggot on the developmental level of a seventeen year old high school dropout.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m sure the reason they don’t want food in those closets is that since the same person is staying there for months, it doesn’t get cleaned regularly and they can clearly see what a dirtbag Joe is, so they don’t want to walk into mountains of discarded food when he finally leaves.

That and just making sure the help knows their place. You will eat the scraps we give you, boy, sorry, the shrimp is for paying customers only.

They give the employees free food already. Joe isn’t ripping anybody off, he’s just a data point in some cost model as far as they’re concerned.

Employees can’t be trusted to keep their rooms clean. They don’t want people destroying the rooms or causing some sort of infestation because he could only eat half an orange and forgot to throw it out.

It’s a gigantic effort for the cruise lines to get the customer rooms ready to go for their next departure, they don’t have time to be rummaging through Joe Cumia’s room to figure out where that cheese smell is coming from.

 

[Mike Glyer]

You can call him ol' Gummy Joe!

You really can, it's always been his nickname at The Big Apple Ranch.

You just reminded me years ago I met this girl who went to college with my buddy. He mentioned at some point that she had 100% all false teeth due to some genetic thing. She didn't look fucked up or anything, pretty cute 7/10. I immediately wondered what it would feel like to pop those teeth out and get a gumjob. But apparently her false teeth were like drilled in and permanent. Anyways...

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I really hope the ship tips over oh his side of the ship.