Its so close to the end of his trip. Maybe reporting this to his employer might pay off. It might spice things up.
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It would be a damn shame if some rascal shared Joe’s photos with the cruise ship management company.No doubt washed down with the leftover dregs of Jamieson he also collects from the passengers glasses and drinks in his cell/cabin.
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He had to sit there and break the cookies into pieces to get them into the Pringles can. What a fucking boob. Just eat the cookies at the buffet and then leave it alone you fat idiot.
#OUTLAWLIFEDid he at least put a few pringles on top of the cookies? The Summer of Samcro
Because they are COMP'dGod he really is a nigger, and why is a 60 year old man who lost half his teeth eating cookies?
Not like he needs it for anything else. A grown man, in his mid-sixties no less, stealing cookies to sneak into his room. And he thinks it merits emojis, too.Wouldnt be surprised if he has fashioned a shank out of a toothbrush by now.
CHOMP'DBecause they are COMP'd
It is one of the most African-American things to do in the modern social media age, to moronicly & proudly broadcast all crimelike activity as if it's a commendable actionI’d love the company to dock Joe’s pay for all the violations he’s boasted about on Facebook.
Yet another personal triumph for Solo Joe, born winner. By now, I guarantee he's easily the most despised employee on that creaky rust bucket. He's like a child being defiant in school so the other kids will think he's a really cool rebel badass. He's been bitching about every aspect of the gig from the moment he lumbered aboard. The room is small, the bed sucks, no shower mats, it smells, he can't gamble, he can't drink, he has to participate in safety drills, literally everything. He's a retarded man-child, a deeply stunted, obese faggot on the developmental level of a seventeen year old high school dropout.Also, yet again, it astounds me that he chooses to publicly boast about these things. He doesn't even have the wherewithal to make the posts friends/family only. He thinks it's charming to brag about eating stale oatmeal raisin cookies out of a Pringles can.
They give the employees free food already. Joe isn’t ripping anybody off, he’s just a data point in some cost model as far as they’re concerned.I’m sure the reason they don’t want food in those closets is that since the same person is staying there for months, it doesn’t get cleaned regularly and they can clearly see what a dirtbag Joe is, so they don’t want to walk into mountains of discarded food when he finally leaves.
That and just making sure the help knows their place. You will eat the scraps we give you, boy, sorry, the shrimp is for paying customers only.
You just reminded me years ago I met this girl who went to college with my buddy. He mentioned at some point that she had 100% all false teeth due to some genetic thing. She didn't look fucked up or anything, pretty cute 7/10. I immediately wondered what it would feel like to pop those teeth out and get a gumjob. But apparently her false teeth were like drilled in and permanent. Anyways...You can call him ol' Gummy Joe!
You really can, it's always been his nickname at The Big Apple Ranch.
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