The Joseph Rules
My Lane
My Room
My Cookies
I Pay My Bills When I Want too
Anyway I’m sure this will be Bidens fault
My Lane
My Room
My Cookies
I Pay My Bills When I Want too
Anyway I’m sure this will be Bidens fault
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍
- Thread starter RoSmokedCrack
- Start date
Ready and willing, just need an email address of said company
Have loaded up on Joe’s boat infractions and violations
Kinda want to see him rant to the capt about online trolls or take them to court and waste money
Joe is really a bum or a nig, this will be next
To Whom It May Concern,
I was a guest on (insert cruise ship here), and I was horrified to discover a hobo had stowed away on board. He was dressed in rags, and his armpits were exposed as he reached for food meant for paying guests. This represents a health hazard, and I take exception to your lax security process. Please rectify this situation at once, lest I lodge a formal complaint with the health department in your jurisdiction.
Probably the company doesn’t want crew keeping meat and dairy in rooms without a refrigerator, and it’s easier to ban all food in the cabins than expect anyone working on a cruise ship to understand what “perishable” means.
Guarantee he's he only person they need to do a crew inspection for
Joe threads are the only ones that have you laughing before you've clicked on them
If they really gave a shit about him taking the cookies, there would be plenty of video evidence of Joe shuffling in with his not-so-subtle Pringles can and shoving cookies into it all shifty eyed and bandy kneed.
They just don't give a fuck. They're probably just as tired of him as he is of being on the boat.
And yeah, if he asked for some he'd probably have plenty because again, they don't fucking care.
Him breaking the rules makes the cookies taste better, that's why he did this shitty little rebellion.
Get the fuck back to work.
They just don't give a fuck. They're probably just as tired of him as he is of being on the boat.
And yeah, if he asked for some he'd probably have plenty because again, they don't fucking care.
Him breaking the rules makes the cookies taste better, that's why he did this shitty little rebellion.
Get the fuck back to work.
In my opinion, one of the funniest things about Solo Joe's Big Seafaring Adventure is how he hasn't made a single friend over the course of this gig. He hasn't pictured or even mentioned anyone else the entire time. Not even one coworker has befriended him, or hung out with him, just like back home. It's the story of Joe life, and the sole reason why "Solo Joe" even exists at all.
I can just imagine him trying to be sneaky like a kid stealing a candy bar from 7-11. It looks like he grabs a bunch drink lunch/dinner and wraps them up in a cloth napkin and slides that into his pocket when he is eating alone and transfers them to the pringles can when he gets back to his room. Moosion Impossible.
RIP KANG
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He's just a few years away from that social security check I'm sure he's paid into all these years. Right joe?
Gomer Pyle doesn't look that fat to me in this Gif. Crazy how far the goal posts moved as far as fatness in this country
Fawwwwkkkkkk
LOL so they even have shakedowns like they do in actual prison.
This is so funny. I hope Joe gets overconfident and escalates this behavior. Then one day as he's covertly leaving the buffet area one of the workers tugs on his SAMCRO hoodie, "Hey! What have you got in there?!?" as a bunch of Pringles cans filled with beef stroganoff and coconut shrimp come tumbling out onto the floor.
Now that he is doing this with cookies, he is totally going to ramp it up for different snacks.
Just noticed that the can is practically full. That's a lot of cookies, especially for a 65 year old with a history of congenital heart disease who's probably pre-diabetic to boot.
