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The Joseph Rules
My Lane
My Room
My Cookies
I Pay My Bills When I Want too
Anyway I’m sure this will be Bidens fault
My Lane
My Room
My Cookies
I Pay My Bills When I Want too
Anyway I’m sure this will be Bidens fault
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Ready and willing, just need an email address of said companyIt’s so close to the end of his trip. Maybe reporting this to his employer might pay off. It might spice things up.
To Whom It May Concern,Ready and willing, just need an email address of said company
Have loaded up on Joe’s boat infractions and violations
Kinda want to see him rant to the capt about online trolls or take them to court and waste money
I am 99% sure that rule is because if someone takes hot food back to their room the smell will circulate through the a/c vents. Nobody cares about cookies.
Also, he has an ace up his sleeve tattoo? He's such a comical buffoon.
I can just imagine him trying to be sneaky like a kid stealing a candy bar from 7-11. It looks like he grabs a bunch drink lunch/dinner and wraps them up in a cloth napkin and slides that into his pocket when he is eating alone and transfers them to the pringles can when he gets back to his room. Moosion Impossible.If they really gave a shit about him taking the cookies, there would be plenty of video evidence of Joe shuffling in with his not-so-subtle Pringles can and shoving cookies into it all shifty eyed and bandy kneed.
They just don't give a fuck. They're probably just as tired of him as he is of being on the boat.
And yeah, if he asked for some he'd probably have plenty because again, they don't fucking care.
Him breaking the rules makes the cookies taste better, that's why he did this shitty little rebellion.
Get the fuck back to work.
Gomer Pyle doesn't look that fat to me in this Gif. Crazy how far the goal posts moved as far as fatness in this country
LOL so they even have shakedowns like they do in actual prison.Crew inspection
This is so funny. I hope Joe gets overconfident and escalates this behavior. Then one day as he's covertly leaving the buffet area one of the workers tugs on his SAMCRO hoodie, "Hey! What have you got in there?!?" as a bunch of Pringles cans filled with beef stroganoff and coconut shrimp come tumbling out onto the floor.
Just noticed that the can is practically full. That's a lot of cookies, especially for a 65 year old with a history of congenital heart disease who's probably pre-diabetic to boot.
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