Let's just agree that this entire call was like a mushroom trip that we didn't expect but enjoyed thoroughly
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Joe Cumias DD214
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Lmao my ribs cracked when the cat chimed in
Is that Pig atalking him from a distance?
He sounds defeated. I don’t think he cares right now about the DD14 stuff because he’s preoccupied with the loss of funding from Nana.
That’s what is eating him up right now, he’s 63 and has no retirement or meaningful income. Instead of peeling potatoes; these days he’s peeling his prized guitars off the wall one by one to sell.
That’s what is eating him up right now, he’s 63 and has no retirement or meaningful income. Instead of peeling potatoes; these days he’s peeling his prized guitars off the wall one by one to sell.
His booze-addled little brother and longtime meal ticket just (allegedly) mindlessly bought a house he doesn't even want, continues to pay rent, and wanders around the country with his drunken parasitic cronies, while Joe pawns his shitty guitars to keep the power turned on. He must be absolutely seething.
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He was throwing away money on trivialities like 45 mins more karaoke from the DJ, not to mention comping all the whores' drinks...seeing shit like that must give Joe ulcers.
Once those trump coins pay off the cumia estate will be rich again. Just you wait libtards 
Joe is undoubtedly the kind of dolt who leaves long, droning voice mail messages too.
"Hey, umm, it's uhh, me again. Umm, just wanted to, um, check in. Uh, how was the Compound thing? Is the, um, new house almost, uh, finished? I, uh, haven't heard from you in a while and, um, uh, I was just, uh, wondering if, uh, you forgot about our, umm, arrangement. I mean, umm, I don't wanna keep bringing it up, but, uh, like, ummm, I WAS the one who sent Opie that tape and, uh, I produced it and, uh, well, uh, OK. Call me back when you, uh, get this, ummm, OK?"
A friend of mine is all fucked up in the head because of the tours he did in Afghanistan. Some of his friends were killed, some came back with life-changing injuries. I've never once heard him refer to himself as a veteran. The gall of this heifer is angering.
He probably keeps track of how many times a day people thank him for his service, and holds grudges against those who don’t.
You know I didn’t do 4 months of military training for my health, I was out there in the shit for your freedom to make dick jokes.
Please remember to ask about all of this the next time you guys have a chat
Shut up Joe you fucking fraud. You werent even officially a full term soldier.
HE stole 40 years of free IHOP breakfast every veterans day.
HE stole 40 years of free IHOP breakfast every veterans day.
Not to mention the Lowe’s discount.
Guarantee he tries to get on airplanes early when they call up serving military for pre-boarding. He thinks a gift shop t-shirt and hat make him as good as active duty lol.
how the fuck did you get him to pick up?
What are you talking about he always picks up. Then he called me back.
He's lonely, did you see the photo of his from the TGIF?
I hate that he thinks that 9 months is just like a full term. He was home by xmas. Acting like he did his country a favor for not using the GI Bill and getting an education.
"I didn’t. Want to see my DD214? I volunteered at the Huntington NY recruiting office after quitting my job and breaking up with my GF at the time. Made squad leader and Platoon guide within 2 weeks in basic and AIT respectively at Ft. Sill OK. Received unit citation from the CO there. . Was honor graduate from Jump school at Ft. Benning GA. Went to the communications school at the FATC at Ft. Sill. 31V was my MOS. Tactical communication op/mech (learned to repair and operate radios) which after airborne training and placement with the 82nd Airborne Division became a 31V1P, which meant I got to jump out of C130’s with a radio strapped to my back. I worked the rest of my hitch at a motor pool at Fort Bragg NC taking care of radios in Sheridan tanks and remaining on jump status until I was Honorably Discharged. I signed on for a 7 year total contract. 3 years active duty, 4 years inactive reserves. While at Bragg I Took the PT and psych test for Ranger Training, passed them both, but they wanted me to re-up for 10 more years active duty to receive the training. I opted out because i didn’t want to be a career military man. I received my GED while in Basic Training.
Fact: I never peeled a single potato. Scrubbed a few latrines during basic, but so did everyone else.
Never saw any combat. I was In during peace time post-Vietnam and pre- Middle East. ‘79-‘82 active. Played music with a group of black guys in the day room during my time I was at Fort Bragg. Realized I wanted to play guitar for a living during that time."