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Joe Cumias DD214

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan

"I didn’t. Want to see my DD214? I volunteered at the Huntington NY recruiting office after quitting my job and breaking up with my GF at the time. Made squad leader and Platoon guide within 2 weeks in basic and AIT respectively at Ft. Sill OK. Received unit citation from the CO there. . Was honor graduate from Jump school at Ft. Benning GA. Went to the communications school at the FATC at Ft. Sill. 31V was my MOS. Tactical communication op/mech (learned to repair and operate radios) which after airborne training and placement with the 82nd Airborne Division became a 31V1P, which meant I got to jump out of C130’s with a radio strapped to my back. I worked the rest of my hitch at a motor pool at Fort Bragg NC taking care of radios in Sheridan tanks and remaining on jump status until I was Honorably Discharged. I signed on for a 7 year total contract. 3 years active duty, 4 years inactive reserves. While at Bragg I Took the PT and psych test for Ranger Training, passed them both, but they wanted me to re-up for 10 more years active duty to receive the training. I opted out because i didn’t want to be a career military man. I received my GED while in Basic Training.

Fact: I never peeled a single potato. Scrubbed a few latrines during basic, but so did everyone else.

Never saw any combat. I was In during peace time post-Vietnam and pre- Middle East. ‘79-‘82 active. Played music with a group of black guys in the day room during my time I was at Fort Bragg. Realized I wanted to play guitar for a living during that time."
Holy shit, what a fucking LIAR!
 

Mitch Weaver

Replenish fish van

"I didn’t. Want to see my DD214? I volunteered at the Huntington NY recruiting office after quitting my job and breaking up with my GF at the time. Made squad leader and Platoon guide within 2 weeks in basic and AIT respectively at Ft. Sill OK. Received unit citation from the CO there. . Was honor graduate from Jump school at Ft. Benning GA. Went to the communications school at the FATC at Ft. Sill. 31V was my MOS. Tactical communication op/mech (learned to repair and operate radios) which after airborne training and placement with the 82nd Airborne Division became a 31V1P, which meant I got to jump out of C130’s with a radio strapped to my back. I worked the rest of my hitch at a motor pool at Fort Bragg NC taking care of radios in Sheridan tanks and remaining on jump status until I was Honorably Discharged. I signed on for a 7 year total contract. 3 years active duty, 4 years inactive reserves. While at Bragg I Took the PT and psych test for Ranger Training, passed them both, but they wanted me to re-up for 10 more years active duty to receive the training. I opted out because i didn’t want to be a career military man. I received my GED while in Basic Training.

Fact: I never peeled a single potato. Scrubbed a few latrines during basic, but so did everyone else.

Never saw any combat. I was In during peace time post-Vietnam and pre- Middle East. ‘79-‘82 active. Played music with a group of black guys in the day room during my time I was at Fort Bragg. Realized I wanted to play guitar for a living during that time."
Segregation was still a thing ?
 
Anyone notice in his oh you were finished?? rant he says this:

"I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) "

Lying cow.
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LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
If people can dig up a few more of his claims of service and document them we should send them to Don Shipley or some other service. Joe's claims are ridiculous at this point. Claims he was in for 3-4 years of service. The general rule for the US military service is that you need 24 months of service to be legally considered a veteran. The only exception is a medical discharge due to field accidents or war injuries. Like if someone serves 22 months but is injured in war or training they can take a medical discharge and still get full benefits.

If someone can find out his discharge reason we could probably get proof that he does not even meet 'veteran' status legally. Joe almost assuredly faked some injury or was thrown out for being a drunk. I would be shocked at any other reason. He reeks of stolen valor syndrome.
 
G

guest

Guest
I like Joe. I do. But he makes it difficult with stuff like this. What are you doing, Joe?

If he said he served for nine months, got out, and never really saw anything, it would be fine. There was no dishonorable discharge, it seems like he did well while he was there, so there’s no need to lie. That’s still nine more months than the majority of the population. He can use an M-16, he was good with grenades, that’s more than most people can say. But just like his brother, he feels the need to embellish everything. Oh, Joe. Joe Joe Joe. Why, Joe?

But this post pointing at the hat and giving the flight attendant comfort with his calming presence is the absolute gayest thing I’ve ever seen.


It’s Patrick level gay.
 

JebJoh

If people can dig up a few more of his claims of service and document them we should send them to Don Shipley or some other service. Joe's claims are ridiculous at this point. Claims he was in for 3-4 years of service. The general rule for the US military service is that you need 24 months of service to be legally considered a veteran. The only exception is a medical discharge due to field accidents or war injuries. Like if someone serves 22 months but is injured in war or training they can take a medical discharge and still get full benefits.

If someone can find out his discharge reason we could probably get proof that he does not even meet 'veteran' status legally. Joe almost assuredly faked some injury or was thrown out for being a drunk. I would be shocked at any other reason. He reeks of stolen valor syndrome.
When he played some vererans day gig he told the promoter / school / local paper whoever that he served from 79-83. Very likely only got the gig because he lied about his service, thus stealing it from a more deserving, actual veteran
 

DickShawNitrate

Fuck..Can you say Fuck
Everything is fake to these backwoods slobs. Court systems, judges, FBI, CIA, ATF, elections, school boards, the fucking IRS, Infrastructure, Covid, M&M's , kids with their brain matter splattered all over the fucking wall.

Until you show proof and that is fake as well.

Everything is fake, except their own low mentality horseshit ideas. LMFAO on the floor and ceiling. Fucking drooling oxen.
 

lowend73

never caught lackin
I recall Anthony telling a story how Airborne Joe (forget the Army has not used a mass parachute invasion since WWII).

Joe also asked if he could jump again during an Army anniversary. If he served a full enlistment, then who gives a fuck. Don't lie about it, im positive he was going to be a Green Beret, but the instructors didn't like him
 

JebJoh

I recall Anthony telling a story how Airborne Joe (forget the Army has not used a mass parachute invasion since WWII).

Joe also asked if he could jump again during an Army anniversary. If he served a full enlistment, then who gives a fuck. Don't lie about it, im positive he was going to be a Green Beret, but the instructors didn't like him
Green berets are vetted from 2nd grade on, a non athlete drug dealing lowlife like slobrojoe would not have even been considered for any part of any special ops unit. Those guys are all american athletes with pretty high IQs and eagle scout badges. Joe is considerably lower on the scale
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Green berets are vetted from 2nd grade on, a non athlete drug dealing lowlife like slobrojoe would not have even been considered for any part of any special ops unit. Those guys are all american athletes with pretty high IQs and eagle scout badges. Joe is considerably lower on the scale
Yeah I’d sooner believe Joe was scouted out of high school for West Point than that he had any chance of becoming a Green Beret. And you need Congressional support to be accepted into West Point.
 
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