Fawk he went to Fort Bragg. Oh well, his lackluster career in the army stands regardless.Delayed Entry Program - Wikipedia
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So he hung out at the recruiting center on Long Island and never went out to basic training. Nice service, stupid. You’re a DISGRACE TO THAT UNIFORM, ENLISTEE CUMIA!
But he never qualified as "enlisted". Instead of being paid and getting medical for life he gets to enjoy vet discounts at stores and free breakfasts at dennys 3 times a year.as long as you serve with honor it doesn't matter how long you serve!