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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

Clubber Lange

Rock ‘em, bro!
It's Kiss's final show this weekend in new York. Jim doesn't want to go. Vague reasons for it considering he's spending thousands on individual kiss posters.

Alan won't let him
As an aside, Kiss have been having final shows for the last fucking twenty years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gene resuscitated the corpse one last time in 2025 for the Geriatric Monstrous Patella Replacement Tour. Maybe Jimmy got wise and realised that as long as Gene can shuffle into his orthopaedic platform heels, Kiss can never be considered as ‘finished’.

Whatever the reason, there’s no playing out permitted for Jimmy, not this noche. How long will it be before Alan cosplays as Annie Wilks, tying lil’ Jimmy to the bed before smashing his ankles in two with his massive sledgehammer shaped cock?
 

FamilyDollar

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Appropriate song choice.
 

Clubber Lange

Rock ‘em, bro!
He looks awful despite still only eating egg whites? WTF?
It defies belief. He’s simultaneously rocking the Ethiopian malnutritional bloat-belly, the latter-stage leukemia sufferer’s face, and the Iggy Pop dry folds taughtness of skin.

Coupled with his now split sphincter and the psychological torture of letting his fantasy get too far too soon, Jimmy Norton can be best described as a diary of suffering.
 
It defies belief. He’s simultaneously rocking the Ethiopian malnutritional bloat-belly, the latter-stage leukemia sufferer’s face, and the Iggy Pop dry folds taughtness of skin.

Coupled with his now split sphincter and the psychological torture of letting his fantasy get too far too soon, Jimmy Norton can be best described as a diary of suffering.
He/she is pushing him to the absolute limit, and he can't do shit about it lest he/she takes that giant cock and goes home, leaving him home all alone with his depravity again. He's an almost sixty-year-old, pale, doughy man being plowed into total oblivion by a Nordic jackhammer half his age. On a physical level alone, he must be totally exhausted.
 
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