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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!
- Thread starter Jims_Maroon_Pants
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Translated the lyrics for you guys. Super trashy. I bet this jives with Jim's lifestyle.
"Hello to all my Norwegian bitches
Right now I'm sitting at the Grand Hotel
and I feel like a really sexy coke bitch
And if you fucking pussies have a problem with that
Then I couldn't care less!
Coke princess
Mrs. Cocaine, Mrs. Cocaine
You know exactly how to make me feel
Super nice
Mrs. Cocaine
Sniffs some laces
To, to, to
I just do, just do, what I do
Will, will, will
Hey bae, I'm in the hotel room with my cocaine tray
Luxury whores can afford to snort coke everyday
Give me a dick as big as my microphone
I like to mingle with old rich men, Olav Thon
He pulls off my panties, yes, just rips them off
He spreads my ass, eat me out like marmalade
I'm so sexy and I can't hide
Pulling stripes with the boys because I like to play
You know I can make a millionaire
To take off my boots, suck my toes
He's mad as hell on Viagra, putting up more snow
Trying to stop before the nose starts to bleed
Mrs. Cocaine, Mrs. Cocaine
You know exactly how to make me feel
Super nice
Mrs. Cocaine
Sniffs some laces
To, to, to
I just do, just do, what I do
Will, will, will
Mrs. Cocaine, Mrs. Cocaine
You know exactly how to make me feel
Super nice
Mrs. Cocaine
Sniffs some laces
To, to, to
I just do, just do, what I do
Will, will, will"
Thank you for your sacrifice. I listen for 5 seconds before alt f4ing that shit
Not even kidding, Troy and Sam's rap tracks were worlds better than this.
Uffie did this in a better and more fun camp Eurotrash way, decades ago. Plus she's actually a girl.
makes it all less believable though
I hope "she" knocks Jim off the wagon. Starting a coke addiction in your 50's would be fawking hilarious.
Hahahahaha imagine this being what you choose to settle down with. Oh Jimmy, you stupid fuck.
There was a time artists would hide their drug use in songs by being clever or through word play. This is not even close to that.
This whole disaster is why I’ve added Jim Norton to my death pool list for 2025. This whole thing is gonna end is a very bad way and Jim Norton will finally be famous but won’t be alive to see it.
None of them were clever. The jew who wrote 'Puff the Magic Dragon' was a kid toucher who got caught and pardoned by Carter.
He spreads my ass, eat me out like marmalade
Jim Co wrote this
Jim Co wrote this
Also "he's mad as hell on viagra". I just a picture a whiney complaining Jim standing there with a little hard on going "C'MON, NIKK. The Viagra is kicking in let's ffffuck nowwwww!!!" and the tranny is just ignoring him until he tosses a bag of coke at him.
Just a couple of 80's kids who won't do what you tell them, maaaaan.
No podcast with the wife in ten days.
The split is coming
The split is coming
Nortons marriage or arsehole?
She's allegedly an alcoholic and he's allegedly a dry drunk.
This won't end well.
This won't end well.
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new episode was posted a couple of days ago. I am quickly skipping through it. 2 things i've noticed
1. Jim said he and Nikki had a discussion and she is going to run the episode
2. Nikki is drinking on camera
3. Nikki talks about her webcamming days with the guest
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