Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

Please report people that post NON PFG gay shit like this.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

What's with all this termite shit? Why not just a good old fashioned upper decker in the toilet?

 

[Turk February]

There is no law against heating up a fish curry with a durian salad in the microwave for breakfast and forgetting to eat it. Or forgetting to flush the toilet. Or forgetting to turn off the pay per view gay porn. Or forgetting your jizz socks you hide under the mattress from your wife. These are just some ideas I got from a website called "Hacking but Legal"

 

[Suetonius]

I LEARNED MY LESSON AWOGHT

 

[Suetonius]

Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?

Let alone 2 whole houses on top of each other

 

[Honey Badger]

What's with all this termite shit?

Did someone say termites?

 

[Guest]

Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?

$100k

 

[AliceWorquer]

Did someone say termites?

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Termites imply the existence of phraseites, sayingites and idiomites.

 

[Turk February]

Let me make a better joke for the dumb janny faggots. Surely, just like jerking off to KP, buying the house across from Patrick and projecting PFGTV on the walls of the house you now own couldn’t possibly be illegal.

You see now you can’t say shit because not only is it not illegal its so ridiculous no one would take it seriously. I mean who the fuck would buy a house in Milwaukee ?

Why are you like this?

 

[Suetonius]

Why are you like this?

Do I have to make it less serious so no one gets UHHHFENDED! Ok. It would be a “good bit” if someone were to rent the AirBNB from Patrick and as they’re sitting in the top half of the hovel an anvil magically appears from the sky and crushes their head and Pat is forced to clean up the Roadrunner esque scene.

 

[Udders]

Did someone say termites?

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Thermite

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Why are you like this?

A COCK

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

Do I have to make it less serious so no one gets UHHHFENDED! Ok. It would be a “good bit” if someone were to rent the AirBNB from Patrick and as they’re sitting in the top half of the hovel an anvil magically appears from the sky and crushes their head and Pat is forced to clean up the Roadrunner esque scene.

It's just the fact that people look at this place under a microscope for actionable shit and things they can put on the news. Not to mention this faggot's history of committing crimes against himself and then going on media tours. Would anyone be surprised if Fatso bought some termites and let them loose in his hovel, then collected the insurance and called up Lenora to schedule another news tour? I wouldn't. He also has a history of convincing stupid people with money to bankroll frivolous litigation. It wouldn't shock me in the slightest if his lolsuit against the mpd is being bankrolled by some retard who saw him on Morning Joe. If it isn't extremely obvious joking/hyperbole on its face even to people outside of here, it can be used against us.

 

[Stent]

Termites be all like "No thanks" an' sheeit. Shucky ducky.

 

[Guest]

It's just the fact that people look at this place under a microscope for actionable shit and things they can put on the news. Not to mention this faggot's history of committing crimes against himself and then going on media tours. Would anyone be surprised if Fatso bought some termites and let them loose in his hovel, then collected the insurance and called up Lenora to schedule another news tour? I wouldn't. He also has a history of convincing stupid people with money to bankroll frivolous litigation. It wouldn't shock me in the slightest if his lolsuit against the mpd is being bankrolled by some retard who saw him on Morning Joe. If it isn't extremely obvious joking/hyperbole on its face even to people outside of here, it can be used against us.

The new admin really is boomia? I’m like your fawking son, so mod me nigga!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat upgraded the living room with this rug you might find in an 8 year old's bedroom in 1987.

The artwork really gives it an extra embarrassing, shameful quality.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Pat upgraded the living room with this rug you might find in an 8 year old's bedroom in 1987.

The artwork really gives it an extra embarrassing, shameful quality.

Looks like their designer is a fat lesbian

 

[Meade Skelton]

It turns out that a termite infestation would be a fucking improvement to the woodwork in this dump. At least if bugs chewed the floors down to sawdust, you could sort of pretend like you're walking on a sandy beach. Bring on the cum margaritas, what a paradise!

Here it looks like some sort of mysterious black paste was used as a crack filler. A basement byproduct?

You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy

 

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