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"a perfect 8 miles away" who the fuck says that? This ain't five minutes down a country road, it's 40 minutes in shitty Friday night traffic.
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Luke Combs? Sounds like a Republican rented the hovel. Why does Patrick fraternize with Nazis?
You guys all thought we were fuckin aroundThe new admin really is boomia? I’m like your fawking son, so mod me nigga!
It makes sense financially and spiritually, but good ole booms impulse control isn’t the strongest, so it’s only a matter of time until we pull the site up only to find a seized by the FBI sticker in its place.You guys all thought we were fuckin around
That’s weird, you’d think generations of frat boys would have taken better care of the place.It turns out that a termite infestation would be a fucking improvement to the woodwork in this dump. At least if bugs chewed the floors down to sawdust, you could sort of pretend like you're walking on a sandy beach. Bring on the cum margaritas, what a paradise!
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Here it looks like some sort of mysterious black paste was used as a crack filler. A basement byproduct?
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You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy
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You are forgetting Airbnb S Hovelinson who also pulls in (at least) 6 figures a year tooThat’s weird, you’d think generations of frat boys would have taken better care of the place.
No matter though, two 6-figure earners can easily afford to have it resurfaced.
I assure you I’ll never forget about thatYou are forgetting Airbnb S Hovelinson who also pulls in (at least) 6 figures a year too
Yeah trust me none of you are letting me forget it eitherI assure you I’ll never forget about that
That's why there are 3 mods who spend most of their time fucking around. Because the remainder of the time is making sure Boomia doesn't do something retardedIt makes sense financially and spiritually, but good ole booms impulse control isn’t the strongest, so it’s only a matter of time until we pull the site up only to find a seized by the FBI sticker in its place.
I like how you can tell the house is in a nigger neighborhood just by looking at one particular angle.
Lesbian and poor. A woman would have it look a lot better.Women
That looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.You can't tell me there hasn't been a fire in this place, holy shit. Condemn this building immediately, mister Milwaukee city inspector guy
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He spent $32 today on a retarded softcover non-fiction book about colonizing space and hiring a real estate photographer probably cost him at least $100. It’s a good thing he makes $85k/month on this rental.Nice nauseating use of an ultra-wide angle lens, stupid. I'm guessing they paid someone to do it, as we've yet to meet hobbyist-photographer Pat. They just paid the wrong person.
They badly need resurfacing. It would take a weekend, or a couple of they wanted to break up the job so as to not fuck with their early afternoon drinking seasionsThat looks like residue coming out of the wood. Not difficult to clean up even if you're a drunk unemployed bum. I'm not sure if it's laziness or the low IQ which would prevent Pat in this case. Likelihood is both.
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