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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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She assaulted me with a mezuzah after screaming at me for having non kosher salt in my unit
Related. I worked in a food plant and we had to pay rabbis to come by to keep our kosher symbol on our shitty food packaging. During covid we paid them to inspect it by phone call. Fucking jews.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Related. I worked in a food plant and we had to pay rabbis to come by to keep our kosher symbol on our shitty food packaging. During covid we paid them to inspect it by phone call. Fucking jews.
I worked for a facility that had rabbis inspect microscopes. They had no fucking idea what they were looking at or expected to verify. The place had a lot of ultra-Orthodox users. Those weirdos have expanded “kosher” in lots of new, bizarre directions.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I worked for a facility that had rabbis inspect microscopes. They had no fucking idea what they were looking at or expected to verify. The place had a lot of ultra-Orthodox users. Those weirdos have expanded “kosher” in lots of new, bizarre directions.
New place we have to be careful and use the right kosher symbol or we piss off the other jews. We had an online training on what symbol we use and why it was the right one.
 

Udders

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New place we have to be careful and use the right kosher symbol or we piss off the other jews. We had an online training on what symbol we use and why it was the right one.
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Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Related. I worked in a food plant and we had to pay rabbis to come by to keep our kosher symbol on our shitty food packaging. During covid we paid them to inspect it by phone call. Fucking jews.
I had to pay $1,000 for that kosher cert. The one rabbi was so fat he couldn't walk so he drove around the facility in his car, asked for lunch, and went home. Fucking Jewish racket.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I had to pay $1,000 for that kosher cert. The one rabbi was so fat he couldn't walk so he drove around the facility in his car, asked for lunch, and went home. Fucking Jewish racket.
They take it really seriously. We had whatever the Muslim inspection was too. I don't think that guy ever showed up. My current company has a sign out front in the NJ plant that tells process servers we don't accept documents.
 
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