Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[stealthygeek]

WWAWD trying to make SUPERHOST comic book covers and strips? I think it's a bit that could have potential. I was trying to make this a cover depicting Pat flying away while an old woman is being mugged because his airbnb guest needs an extra blanket and he's SUPERHOST
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..and Niki's basement is flooded.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

If you left an awkwardly shaped 150lb stone in his carport space it'd be weeks before it was moved.

I've considered all manner of kindly gifted scap metal, aggregate & boulders, but his car never moves

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I spent hours looking for a cabin to rent last night and now I’m 100% sure there is huge review fraud here. None of the places I looked at had nearly as many reviews in as short of time as Rick had and probably fewer than 10% of the reviews I read mentioned the host by name.

The fact he's only had two (three if you include the one that mysteriously disappeared) new reviews since he's been aware we found out about this is a massive red flag too.

 

[Stent]

I must confess a cow-tipping fantasy I had: I enacted Operation Sissyfuss, in which I kept renting out the half hovel and leaving moderately heavy rocks behind so he had to hire piano movers to move them like he fatly did with the treadmill.

Quietly fill the half-hovel with dozens of stolen bikes then tack weld them all together inside.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I spent hours looking for a cabin to rent last night and now I’m 100% sure there is huge review fraud here. None of the places I looked at had nearly as many reviews in as short of time as Rick had and probably fewer than 10% of the reviews I read mentioned the host by name.

His whole life is a fraud. Nothing but internet posturing.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Meade Skelton]

Quietly fill the half-hovel with dozens of stolen bikes then tack weld them all together inside.

The electric service in that dump ain't gonna be able to handle any kinda welder. You could put the basement niglets in squirrel cages and make some power that way. But then da meat is gonna get too tough.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Special Guest Stars: Nana and Stupid Flat Broke Geno

The electric service in that dump ain't gonna be able to handle any kinda welder.

Easy-Flux 125 Amp Welder

Amazing deals on this Easy-Flux 125Amp Flux Welder at Harbor Freight. Quality tools & low prices.

www.harborfreight.com

Runs on 110 and punches way above its weight class.

 

[porquedealer]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

So who's gonna be the first brotherman to visit the hovel?

Dan or Boomia is my guess. He wouldn't suspect Bam or Mewler though and that would be funny

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He'd just wind up with a shitload of rocks. If you left an awkwardly shaped 150lb stone in his carport space it'd be weeks before it was moved.

Remember when he ordered a dump truck full of mulch because he doesn't understand weights and measures and tried blaming the funsters?

 

[Turk February]

I've been praying facing Pat's house for over half a decade but now I can actually partake in the Hajj. Gentlemen. We have an obligation.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The electric service in that dump ain't gonna be able to handle any kinda welder. You could put the basement niglets in squirrel cages and make some power that way. But then da meat is gonna get too tough.

Would be real funny if a funster rented it who owned a Tesla and left a one star review cause there was no charge station.

 

[cliveowen]

It would be a PFG bit to book a room there and bring a box of termites to unleash on the home.

We don't condone illegal activity on this forum. Head back to kiwi farms and try to get another transgender to commit suicide you sicko

 

[Suetonius]

We don't condone illegal activity on this forum. Head back to kiwi farms and try to get another transgender to commit suicide you sicko

If anyone is retarded enough to

A. Book a room at Pats hovel
B. Actually infect it with termites
C. Off the basis of a post from a dumb faggot on here

Thats not my fault. Don’t blame tranny, don’t blame tranny.

 

[Suetonius]

Now when he gets termites in that piece of shit house we’re gonna get a 1/30 twitter thread about a user from here impersonating a transgender porn star being responsible. THATS THE BIT YOU DWOPE

 

[RickReternal]

I reported @Sue Lightning

 

[Meade Skelton]

This guy already brought in bedbugs

Hunter brought in fleas

It is of no consequence, stlaker. My second, better wife ensures that the rental suite is thoroughly fumigated after every guest

 

[AliceWorquer]

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This guy already brought in bedbugs
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Hunter brought in fleas

It is of no consequence, stlaker. My second, better wife ensures that the rental suite is thoroughly fumigated after every guest

Why, are they sleeping in her cunt?

 

[Stent]

Go around the place fixing things, then upload the photos here so Pat has go back and restore it to how it was.

: No, child. I removed the toilet roll holder from the wall and re-affixed it to the door because it is part of the heritage of the building.