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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
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Ticket closed. Thank you, come again.Fuck I tried. I don't think they're going to take it down.
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You tried at least. It would be funny if Rick got out of this and put down AirBnB's concerns by admitting he's the one behind the swats and that he avoids doing any self-swatting when guests are present.Fuck I tried. I don't think they're going to take it down.
Not an impossibility given how mid-numbingly retarded 1.2 is.
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They aren't going to give a shit unless an actual guest complains. The person filing the complaint would have to have been injured, in the legal sense, by Pat's carelessness.
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alright someone go and sit in one of his rotten pallet chairs and complain about a new rash
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Spaghetti and hot sauce?
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Seems to me that AirBnB conducted a thorough investigation and determined that Patrick is a lying retard when he says the house was swatted 50 times.
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We should get in touch with Jashonda. Find out if there was a SWATTong when she was there. I’m sure Ben Crump will take her case pro bono.
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I'm pretty sure he's trying to get rid of the niggers
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So who's gonna be the first brotherman to visit the hovel?
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I’m sure it has already happened and they’re just keeping the pic’s and bits under their hat for awhile to make it hard for Fatrick to pin down which guest it was.
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I hope it's the guy who went to Munich and recreated Pat and Dumbos honeymoon.
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Been a while since Pat got a new review. Is he actively discouraging them now?
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He'd just wind up with a shitload of rocks. If you left an awkwardly shaped 150lb stone in his carport space it'd be weeks before it was moved.
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He could mortar them together and have a real firepit instead of a circle of loose pavers lying on pavers, but that doesn't really fit with his "when life hands you lemons squeeze them into your own eyes and sue 60 people" credo, I guess.
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Yeah, I don't see a stone mason pat arc in the future. He's definitely a build his house with straw guy.
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Not so. His yard is not big enough for him to have a legal fire pit. I’m not sure he has enough space for the grill.
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WWAWD trying to make SUPERHOST comic book covers and strips? I think it's a bit that could have potential. I was trying to make this a cover depicting Pat flying away while an old woman is being mugged because his airbnb guest needs an extra blanket and he's SUPERHOST
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I spent hours looking for a cabin to rent last night and now I’m 100% sure there is huge review fraud here. None of the places I looked at had nearly as many reviews in as short of time as Rick had and probably fewer than 10% of the reviews I read mentioned the host by name.