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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

BoomerSperg

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According to redditors, Airbnb isn't sending their best.

Apparently it's hard to identify the listing even using their exact URL. I'm told this e-mail was replied to with three different links to Patrick's listing. I'm so sorry, Pat.
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Jack FN

I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair
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Why does it matter if the guests are "communicative"? Leave them the fuck alone and stop trying to horn in on their business, loser. Go hang out with your bartender "friends", unemployed barfly.

My guess is he figured out how to monetize his swinger or "into things" stuff. Why else would you stay in the ghetto unless someone promises to clean up after you?
 

BertCooper

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According to redditors, Airbnb isn't sending their best.

Apparently it's hard to identify the listing even using their exact URL. I'm told this e-mail was replied to with three different links to Patrick's listing. I'm so sorry, Pat.
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I recently had to report an AirBnb for unrelated reasons and also had “Sergio M” - AI drivel to make you go away
 

SensibleKeks

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He's still accepting reservations. Can't believe he raised the price. 125 bucks a night is going to put him out of reach for most ghetto vacationers.


Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.

You can let your pets puke and shit everywhere, and Pat has to clean it up like a good Janny.
These big chains can't compete with a personal service like that
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Is this what we call a half hovel these days?

Why would anyone stay at the hovel when hotels like Double Tree or Homewood Suites charge less and have a continental breakfast included? Maybe I'm missing the charm of living in a ghetto.
One person wouldn’t but if you have a group it can be nice to have multiple bedrooms and shared space to hang out.

And it would be poor college kids and the like, not professionals, staying in that hood.
 
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