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[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

$99.

Pat, if you're reading this: you're an obese nigger.

agreed. AirBnB is for niggers who want to rent out their shitbox for more than the average months rent even if it's only occupied half the days and not have to give the occupant any tenant rights.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Airbnb takes 3% of the nightly rent. Plus airbnb fees if there are any.

i guess that would mean each review would cost about $3? Not accounting the extra airbnb fees. pat's place doesn't charge for cleaning fees apparently. so we can leave that out.

 

[BoomerSperg]

While I'm sure these most of these reviews are fake because 111 in a year??? It's funny that the most swatted man in America according to pat had guests at the hovel for 1/3rd or maybe even 2/3rds of the year and not a single review mentions that.

I hope no one sends the city lawyers this information.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Definitely don't text him periodically and tell him you booked it.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Have you retards ever stayed at a bnb?
I’ve been once or twice (pic related), it’s pretty much impossible to leave fake reviews.

You have to literally spend the night there and they send you the feedback form the next day after checkout.
I know you guys just sleep in the big rig cabin when you do a middle america roadtrip but It’s not like god damn goodreads.

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read my posts retard. it seems possible.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Also I wonder if airbnb has policies against renting out your hovel when the police are constantly being called to the property. Are they aware that the self titled most swatted man in America is using their platform to rent out his house? I'm just asking questions here.

 

[guest]

ENOUGH. ABOUT. THE. FAKE. REVIEWS.

It did noT occur.
Jesus christ, because chatgpt or reddit says you can drink salt water are you gonna try that?
No, there’s salt in it, stupids.

On top of the fact that I just went through every review, you can see the other hosts comment on that guest as well.

Bonus, you can see babú be a little prick with some nice college girls that just wanna have fun, and he hates that.

 

[Honoria]

His bitchy replies make it clear they're real. I want to hang out with "Eliza's group" that smoked, made a mess, and froze the pig.

Definitely do NOT act like you booked this, or that you got a friend to book it that will be reporting back who doesn't know any references so Pat can't test them. And don't make sure everything is in line with city/state/AirBNB policies. That would be awful.

 

[chewtoycock]

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Also someone should obviously stay there and blast some O&A at a reasonable volume

Somebody should make a "10 hours of anthony cumia saying HAHAHA HOLEE SHIT to fall asleep to" for this express purpose.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can’t believe we didn’t find this sooner! We should have known something like this was going on when he stated that he NEEDED a renter for his other half of the house in order to afford the mortgage. Airbnb makes perfect sense in that regard.

I can't blame anyone, who here would even think of ever renting in that neighborhood?

 

[BudDickman]

Have you retards ever stayed at a bnb?
I’ve been once or twice (pic related), it’s pretty much impossible to leave fake reviews.

You have to literally spend the night there and they send you the feedback form the next day after checkout.
I know you guys just sleep in the big rig cabin when you do a middle america roadtrip but It’s not like god damn goodreads.

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I'm sure if there's any way to game the system, this fucking loser would have found it. He is swatting himself and has weaseled his way into multiple news stories. He could game Airbnb's review system.

 

[victor_sanchez]

ENOUGH. ABOUT. THE. FAKE. REVIEWS.

It did noT occur.
Jesus christ, because chatgpt or reddit says you can drink salt water are you gonna try that?

On top of the fact that I just went through every review, you can see the other hosts comment on that guest as well.

Bonus, you can see babú be a little prick with some nice college girls that just wanna have fun, and he hates that.


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pat makes unthinkably dumb time-consuming decisions constantly. faking airbnb reviews is not beyond the realm of possibility.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

A lot of them are pretty similar and suspiciously complementary of the host.

Exactly, so many say the host was quick to respond! Like wtf why do so many guests need someone so often?

 

[Stent]

I'd bet the shitty door didn't shut properly for Eliza.

: You have to jiggle it then push against it with your whole body weight, child. I told you thaT. It's not my fault you don't weigh 300lbs.

 

[victor_sanchez]

His bitchy replies make it clear they're real. I want to hang out with "Eliza's group" that smoked, made a mess, and froze the pig.

Definitely do NOT act like you booked this, or that you got a friend to book it that will be reporting back who doesn't know any references so Pat can't test them. And don't make sure everything is in line with city/state/AirBNB policies. That would be awful.

some could be real but theres about a 100 reviews there. I can't imagine 100 separate guests staying there in the last year.

 

[RoxburyRick]

I can't blame anyone, who here would even think of ever renting in that neighborhood?

Hey there's a big event in Milwaukee later this year and maybe someone wanted to see if there was some place close to the hovel to do a little sight seeing.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why is anyone doubting 100 visits in a year. These people could have stayed there for a day or two for all we know. Even if you half the amount of days in a year Pat has more than enough time to fit that amount in there. It also doesn’t matter it’s a hovel. Its cheap and in the city and perfect for rubes who don’t want to go to hotels, or young people who wanna smoke weed and trash the place. Or Jaquondas who need to bring their cats.

 

[Honoria]

some could be real but theres about a 100 reviews there. I can't imagine 100 separate guests staying there in the last year.

That would definitely be over the 180 rental days per year Milwaukee allows.....

 

[RoxburyRick]

Why is anyone doubting 100 visits in a year. These people could have stayed there for a day or two for all we know. Even if you half the amount of days in a year Pat has more than enough time to fit that amount in there. It also doesn’t matter it’s a hovel. Its cheap and in the city and perfect for rubes who don’t want to go to hotels, or young people who wanna smoke weed and trash the place. Or Jaquondas who need to bring their cats.

The men are talking and your are mistaken about what we're saying AGAIN.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Why is anyone doubting 100 visits in a year. These people could have stayed there for a day or two for all we know. Even if you half the amount of days in a year Pat has more than enough time to fit that amount in there. It also doesn’t matter it’s a hovel. Its cheap and in the city and perfect for rubes who don’t want to go to hotels, or young people who wanna smoke weed and trash the place. Or Jaquondas who need to bring their cats.

Because it's Milwaukee. It's not historically significant or remotely interesting like Boston (s/o to Dan) or New York