Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[Faggot Boqposter]

I wonder if this is THE Joshunda from San Antonio TX. Someone should reach out and ask how her stay went, maybe try to figure out why Pat left such a negative response to her review

I hope her little niglets keyed his mustang

 

[RoxburyRick]

I hope her little niglets keyed his mustang

She's a hard body bissh something tells me those lil Ns mind their Ps and Qs

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I wonder if this is THE Joshunda from San Antonio TX. Someone should reach out and ask how her stay went, maybe try to figure out why Pat left such a negative response to her review

Sounds like a job for Dan of Plymouth Massachusetts. You may know him from Nice Podcast, Stupid

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

She's a hard body bissh something tells me those lil Ns mind their Ps and Qs

Ya all black children with a single mom behave like little angels…

 

[Pogo-The-Clown]

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He might have changed his tune if you you told him you know he has holes drilled into walls and were ok with him peeping along with the catpiss smell

 

[RoxburyRick]

Sounds like a job for Dan of Plymouth Massachusetts. You may know him from Nice Podcast, Stupid

Hopefully he can keep his racism under wraps for a few mins

 

[RoxburyRick]

I bet it would be pretty easy to track down most of the people who stayed at the Half Hovel. I mean, idk what for, just saying it would probably be pretty easy

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

“We hate having to share anything less than positive reviews…”

Do ya? Overly critical faggot. Buy some air freshener and shut up, stupid.

I like how he makes it sound the next guest was waiting in their car to get the room. Like it's the 4 seasons

 

[Harry Powell]

You'd be surprised how many people will book hotels/airbnbs without scoping out the area and just book on convince and price. I've had friends do this shit

I do that all the time, it’s an adventure. I once slept in the kids bedroom of a Russian-Brazilian family for $70.

 

[MonsterSteve]

MPD needs to know about this.

 

[victor_sanchez]

i'm leaning towards some being fake. doesn't make a difference if they are or not at the end of the day.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He's mentioned in interviews and on twitter that cops finally started leaving notes and that he slept through (at least) one and didn't know he'd been SWATted til the next day when checking the cameras. His suit is a money grab.

until we checked the cameras

this implies that, what, he's checking the night's previous recordings every single night?
Also, as if he ordered a SWATTing and was surprised he slept through the night without the SWAT waking him?

of course, this may be a police-left-a-note situation, but Patrick is an idiot and always accidentally tells the truth to his detriment, so him reviewing old footage cause he thinks his SWATter stiffed him is a possibility

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He has a Mustang poster up like he's a fucking 8 year old in whatever the fuck this room is suppose to be.

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Why even bother? Are you supposed to just sit and contemplate the failures that brought you to staying in his hovel?


Which brotherman is gonna take the hit and have the full Patrick Tomlinson - Superhost experience?

 

[Kurt_Love]

I'd bet the shitty door didn't shut properly for Eliza.

: You have to jiggle it then push against it with your whole body weight, child. I told you thaT. It's not my fault you don't weigh 300lbs.

Maybe her date invited over a tinder date so she took her bag of almonds and left the door ajar in protest.

 

[Udders]

@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 time to fire up an alt.

 

[SFWA liaison]

111 reviews and not ONE mention of her? hahaha I bet taking care of EVERYTHING about the rental was Pat's negotiation to avoid having to get a job

now he CAN'T get a job because he needs to always be available for guests! what a manipulative bum

(actually there's one mention, they spelled it Nikki)

 

[Kurt_Love]

Exactly, so many say the host was quick to respond! Like wtf why do so many guests need someone so often?

I'm sure Rick purposely forces some minor problem that he quickly comes "solve" so he can try to get a drinking buddy for Hooli's and tell them how famous he is.

 

[RoxburyRick]

@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 time to fire up an alt.

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Nice end table collecting piss mist, stupid

 

[Bit Account]

I would love to book a night at his Airbnb and be completely nice and the perfect guest but unbeknownst to him I would rip up a couple of the floorboards and take a shit underneath them and put the floorboards back. I think that would be a pretty funny bit especially when you consider the people after me leaving reviews about the awful smell.

 

[Pogo-The-Clown]

I'm waiting for the one review only say "Not Good"