Does your "wife" now that you are angrily typing away calling some random Dutch guys on the internet incels, Dan?
What would she think right now?
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What would she think right now?
Much like most OnA fans, I started off as a fan of Anthony (Queen, like the alliance). Turns out I should have appreciated The DESTROYER (Beachfront property, trump tower apartment, like Dans penthouse at ARIA!!! BRAY!!! and his 5 sink home) all along, funster.ME: I fawkin love awkward situations because it makes for great fawkin radio.
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Can we please keep posting gay porn, but without the scat.
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dan, people don't like you because you're not genuine. you make show references in the wrong context because you only saw them made on the board is a big example. i've never really listened to ron and fez so you don't see me quoting (can't even think of an example) like a faggot.
you also were getting along with a lot of people here recently because you were taking the jokes in good stride, but now the truth has come out when you're drunk. you came into this board angry as hell from all the repressed rage you were feeling over the past few weeks.
and flavia isn't hot, dude. it's really good you consider her a 9/10 and you're in love and stuff, but let's be honest... if that was pat's wife you'd be making the same jokes about her appearance.
you also were getting along with a lot of people here recently because you were taking the jokes in good stride, but now the truth has come out when you're drunk. you came into this board angry as hell from all the repressed rage you were feeling over the past few weeks.
and flavia isn't hot, dude. it's really good you consider her a 9/10 and you're in love and stuff, but let's be honest... if that was pat's wife you'd be making the same jokes about her appearance.
Does this come off as someone with five bathroom sinks? I think Daniel fibbed!
How old are you, Semitic SNL writer?
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Cakehorn happiest day of his life:
She asked "why are you laughing so hard?" I said "There's all these internet incels trying to deflect from their lack of getting pussy." She was like: "Jajajajajajajajajajajaja!!"
She thinks you guys are all unfuckable retards.
You know I love you, bud but I’m also extremely homophobic so it’s a tough one, man. Genuinely.
I love drunk Dan.
Guinness or Jameson's?
All shitposts are valid.
He’s not even counting the sinks at his penthouse at ARIA!!! Bray, funster. Take a couple of courses in equity compensation and maybe you’ll start to see the truth.
I meant like nudes chicks sent me, but then I felt pressure to post my dick when I saw your comment and I bailed on everything.
Heineken.
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are you honestly going to compare high-quality Flavia to that dump Niki. Is there even one pic of Niki where she is done up or has nice lipstick and her hair isn't in a bun (the backyard wedding doesn't count)
I know Taqiyya permits lying, but come on carpet funster.
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if I was forced to marry one of them, it'd be niki. but i'd make fucking sure she didn't look like the embodiment of rotten eggs whenever we took a photo together.
i am presuming flavia has the better personality, but as someone said her face looks like a weird mask.
I want to personally apologize to @Duxbury Dave for implying that i fucked his mother, i was out of line, she seems like a nice enough lady.
She had to put up with young Daniel when he was little, i have a lot of respect for her endurance and patience, gahd bless.
Since when is wearing high top Converses to your wedding trashy?
Flavia has many fine attributes that only an actual adult man can appreciate. Loyalty, tolerance, work ethic, etc. Dan could easily have someone younger that just wants his McMansion. He chose a working girl because he respected her.