I think we all got off on the wrong foot.
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Tell another fake story about your sex tourism vacation, faggot. You talk so much shit but you probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.if I was forced to marry one of them, it'd be niki. but i'd make fucking sure she didn't look like the embodiment of rotten eggs whenever we took a photo together.
i am presuming flavia has the better personality, but as someone said her face looks like a weird mask.
Flavia has many fine attributes that only an actual adult man can appreciate. Loyalty, tolerance, work ethic, etc. Dan could easily have someone younger that just wants his McMansion. He chose a working girl because he respected her.
Tell another fake story about your sex tourism vacation, faggot. You talk so much shit but you probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.
Here's a tip sport: guys that actually get laid dont talk about their conquests. When you say you came on a girl's face, that tells every dude you've probably gotten laid once in your life.
@Jenna even Dan disagrees with you, heeb.Here's a tip sport: guys that actually get laid dont talk about their conquests.
Or it means he blew on a girl's face. That's crrrrrrazy!When you say you came on a girl's face, that tells every dude you've probably gotten laid once in your life.
Finally showing some respect. Maybe if you had a mother of better stock, you wouldn’t be a crippled jerk, funster.I want to personally apologize to @Duxbury Dave for implying that i fucked his mother, i was out of line, she seems like a nice enough lady.
She had to put up with young Daniel when he was little, i have a lot of respect for her endurance and patience, gahd bless.
Yes they did, Jenna told us earlier that we are incels because we never talk about our sex lifes.I don’t kiss and tell, but didn’t you guys imply earlier that made me an incel?
Here's a tip sport: guys that actually get laid dont talk about their conquests.
Tell another fake story about your sex tourism vacation, faggot. You talk so much shit but you probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.
Here's a tip sport: guys that actually get laid dont talk about their conquests. When you say you came on a girl's face, that tells every dude you've probably gotten laid once in your life.
No, it means he has never probably never gotten laid in his life. Every guy here who has ever gotten any sort of pussy knows I'm right.
My mother is a saint on erth, funster.Finally showing some respect. Maybe if you had a mother of better stock, you wouldn’t be a crippled jerk, funster.
You dont get laid, dude. We all know it. Learn how to talk like a guy who gets pussy (assuming you keep not being able to get pussy).i don't talk about this shit in real life, just like I don't talk about every other thought in my millions of threads every day
since i talk about everything, if i never talked about getting laid then you could make the argument i'm a virgin
and yet again... YOU talk about getting laid all the time, you hypocritical faggot! on your last podcast you devoted the first 20 minutes to it. "Back in the day I had a monday chick, a tuesday chick... I was fawkin juggling so many chicks!" Were ya?
fucking nigger lol, I said I use bumble because if they message me first I know for a fact they're interested and weren't just swiping right on anyone, by accident, etc. It saves me time and effort because I know she wants to meet.He uses bumble because he needs the girl to message him first for validation. It's funny I can bully him on this issue because we're both in the same faggy dating app bullshit lifestyle right now but I tried explaining to him you don't really need to talk on tinder just say hi, compliment, joke, ask to hang out. No no no Dougie needs a special connection, god I wish I could hack his phone just to see the wildebeests that message him first.
I can't bully the other three alliance members on this topic because they don't date and are likely attracted to kids.
I get pussy every single day, funster.You dont get laid, dude. We all know it. Learn how to talk like a guy who gets pussy (assuming you keep not being able to get pussy).
Nope, Jewish pedophile (redundant) Jenna disagrees with you, stupid baby funster.No, it means he has never probably never gotten laid in his life. Every guy here who has ever gotten any sort of pussy knows I'm right.
no u rI can't bully the other three alliance members on this topic because they don't date and are likely attracted to kids.
You dont get laid, dude. We all know it. Learn how to talk like a guy who gets pussy (assuming you keep not being able to get pussy).
I don’t kiss and tell, but didn’t you guys imply earlier that made me an incel?
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You arent even an Incel
you are a faggot
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