I don't actually know how Brazilians talk lolThat accent is really something. Is Flavia descended from some guy Operation Paperclip missed?
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I don't actually know how Brazilians talk lolThat accent is really something. Is Flavia descended from some guy Operation Paperclip missed?
His name's Mullen, Dan Mullen, but they call him Frankie Five Sinks down at the Equity Compensation building.Still waiting for just one of these bad boys of pussy slaying to show a picture of their conquests. These guys get so much ass they must have pics for days. I'm sure one of these pussy slayers will post at least one photo of their conquests any time now. #pussyslayers
cc @ShutYourCakeHorn @Gay Faggot. @The Midnight Storquer @Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum
I’m so sorry I let you down, ringleader. I only have 4 bathroom sinks, which makes me a gay incel Virgin loser. I need to learn the ways of equity compensation before I get laid. Then I’ll post the picture of the one girl I fuck just for you.Still waiting for just one of these bad boys of pussy slaying to show a picture of their conquests. These guys get so much ass they must have pics for days. I'm sure one of these pussy slayers will post at least one photo of their conquests any time now. #pussyslayers
cc @ShutYourCakeHorn @Gay Faggot. @The Midnight Storquer @Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum
Still waiting to see that gash you are crushing. So much hot Aussie pussy. You must be fighting em off with a didgeridoo, you outback swordsman.His name's Mullen, Dan Mullen, but they call him Frankie Five Sinks down at the Equity Compensation building.
I want to see it from the base to the tip. Don't push into your pubis trying to get an extra half an inch, funster.I’ll salvage the thread by finding some nudes in my photos album. Brb
Still waiting for just one of these bad boys of pussy slaying to show a picture of their conquests. These guys get so much ass they must have pics for days. I'm sure one of these pussy slayers will post at least one photo of their conquests any time now. #pussyslayers
cc @ShutYourCakeHorn @Gay Faggot. @The Midnight Storquer @Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum
Funster, don't do that, funster. She's a saint. My mudda's potato salad.
Yeah, that's my Mom. She's gotten laid at least two times more than you.
Well, what can i say, she loves to get clogged up, pun intended.Funster, don't do that, funster. She's a saint. My mudda's potato salad.
Gay incel virgin cripple loser is just mad that Chad Mullen comes from good healthy stock. Seethe, funster.
I see where you're going with that, and I don't like it one bit, funster. Show women respect. DO THE MINIMUM OF YOUR JOB AS A MALEWell, what can i say, she loves to get clogged up, pun intended.
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but, after your behavior tonight, I'd rather watch you be miserable for as long as humanly possible.Well, what can i say, she loves to get clogged up, pun intended.
You're typing like Joe Cumia.It's so easy to prove you're not a full blown faggot. Just post a picture of ONE (1) woman you've ever dated in your entire life. You can say whatever you want about my wife, but let's see what kinda pussy you've ever gotten.
If you can't do that, I'm gonna assume all you do is take pozzed loads from guys.
cakehorn is one handsome guy ngl. Both in fantasy and in reality. I would do him.Cakehorn fantasy
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Sit this one out, sport.You're typing like Joe Cumia.
The good thing about him is he cant feel anything from the neck down, so you can place him on his (Government-subsidized) sex swingcakehorn is a handsome guy ngl. Both in fantasy and in reality. I would do him.![]()
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