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Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

Doyle Hargraves

Doyle Hargraves

You're just a humped over retard to me.
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Too bad this location doesn't seem to have a fax number, the manager probably would appreciate if someone made him a sign to put up saying never to deliver to pat. I'd say pat would appreciate it too, but I doubt he'd be flattered by whatever picture we'd choose.
 
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I'llTorqueYaFor$5 said:
This is surprising. I never give pig the benefit of the doubt anymore since he's proven what a compulsive liar he is even when it comes to small stuff.

Of course it's still possible he's doing this to himself. He's definitely deranged enough to think that false flagging himself with fake pizza orders would somehow help him in court one day. It would also explain how fat he's gotten.
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Even when Patrick tells something close to a "truth," it's always embellished and wrapped up in lies. This is why he will always be Tall Tales Tomlinson.

*Maybe* some bastard is sending him pizzas, but it is not nearly with the frequency that he's making it out to be. Or *maybe* he's so wrapped up in this narrative of SWATTing [sic] and pizza deliveries, he's doing this to himself to build a story that will make him famous.

He's a fucking lunatic and no one should give him the benefit of the doubt on anything. If he had things his way, every Trump voter would lose their family, job, and independence.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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StealthyGeek#1Fan said:
Even when Patrick tells something close to a "truth," it's always embellished and wrapped up in lies. This is why he will always be Tall Tales Tomlinson.

*Maybe* some bastard is sending him pizzas, but it is not nearly with the frequency that he's making it out to be. Or *maybe* he's so wrapped up in this narrative of SWATTing [sic] and pizza deliveries, he's doing this to himself to build a story that will make him famous.

He's a fucking lunatic and no one should give him the benefit of the doubt on anything. If he had things his way, every Trump voter would love their family, job, and independence.
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Yep. His type of lying is " Two truths for every one lie". So you can assume he is bullshitting you no matter what he says. Its just finding the lies from the truth. Pat said "IT.HAPPENS.EVERYDAY". Turns out according to the store, its about once a month.(not that its better) Its these extra lies he throws in that make him lose all credibility and you cant trust his version of events.
 
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BudDickman said:
He started to say something like, "they got into his account and everything". I wonder what he meant by that.
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He likely has ordered from there and has an account pretty sure you can opt to pay cash to the delivery guy. If not someone got a password and charges food to a card he has on file. You can change the contact phone and get calls or texts to confirm orders.
 
Bin_The_Blacks

Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
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screaming neighbors said:
Too bad this location doesn't seem to have a fax number, the manager probably would appreciate if someone made him a sign to put up saying never to deliver to pat. I'd say pat would appreciate it too, but I doubt he'd be flattered by whatever picture we'd choose.
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Here is a photo of the guy sucking Trumps cock. We couldn't find another picture. He rarely takes selfies.
 
Bin_The_Blacks

Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
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Torquie said:
Where is this video from. Is that the pedo to the left?
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The bearded guy is the pedo.

"A Great Friend of Mine"

I was bored and thought I'd poke around for a few undiscovered Plaintiff pics when I happened across a character even I had never seen before: https://archive.md/K6TEA Odd that his name isn't blue; he really doesn't look like the type to quit Twitter to me. He apparently traveled in many of...
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Opie's Bandaged Toe

Opie's Bandaged Toe

Riccardo Bosi has equally nice toes
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ErocksLunchbox said:
If it's his account then it's him doing it and crying wolf atalkers. He's done it before, he's doing it now. One order a month is enough to keep suspicion off of him.

Someone try logging in as him with boner1 or whatever his stupid password was.
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Once a month is exactly the frequency I expect a fat fuck like Patrick to order pizzas
 
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