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Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

Slackjawed Cow

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He started to say something like, "they got into his account and everything". I wonder what he meant by that.
That was kinda odd. Not sure how the Pizza Hut online ordering works but it seems like "change your password" would be a good place to start. This seems really easy to stop from happening multiple times if its from the same account pat uses. I cant imagine there isnt a way to flag his address if it gets a prank order. I wonder if pat orders from there often so he doesnt want to totally remove his address from there.
 

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I like how he has to have niki call up pizza hut because baby boy can't keep himself from having a tantrum at the slightest inconvenience. From the way the guy explained it pat has definitely gone raging karen on some delivery drivers.
I bet they've had to hear him yelling about pepperoni like a mental patient.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He started to say something like, "they got into his account and everything". I wonder what he meant by that.
Probably made an account for his number so it’s saved…or Pat is the one ordering this pizza and getting upset for dramatics when they show up. Look how he behaves on twitter, he’s a woman and goes to insane lengths for attention.
 

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Probably made an account for his number so it’s saved…or Pat is the one ordering this pizza and getting upset for dramatics when they show up. Look how he behaves on twitter, he’s a woman and goes to insane lengths for attention.
It was clear they KNOW about pat and his outbursts. He has that " Ohhh, its about THAT guy." tone in his voice.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He needs his mommy (nikki) to talk to the pizza manager for him

Tee hee

Great work OP
This actually confirms something I’ve believed for a long time….

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Pat is retarded and Niki is his caregiver.

They’re roommates who happen to be married and go places without the other. Every picture looks they look like friends or related.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It was clear they KNOW about pat and his outbursts. He has that " Ohhh, its about THAT guy." tone in his voice.
I bet they all laugh about when they get back to the store. “I got that fat karen guy, he’s such a bitch!” As they eat his order. The fact that his wife has to call for him is hilarious, she’s so over his nonsense
 

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I like how he has to have niki call up pizza hut because baby boy can't keep himself from having a tantrum at the slightest inconvenience. From the way the guy explained it pat has definitely gone raging karen on some delivery drivers.
And odds are the drivers are black and/ or female so fat white karen is not such an ally as he pretends to be
 

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This actually confirms something I’ve believed for a long time….

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Pat is retarded and Niki is his caregiver.

They’re roommates who happen to be married and go places without the other. Every picture looks they look like friends or related.
Its like a parasite oroboros. Leaching off of each other so they can leach off the system. She is forced to tolerate his craziness because its her livelihood.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I bet if that guy had some free time he has a few stories about dealing with pats personable attitude.
The manager seemed like he had a lot of time to talk on the phone, be great to do some follow ups. It’s a Pizza Hut so it’s probably bunch of teenagers / young 20s kids who get a laugh out of the fat man
 

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The manager seemed like he had a lot of time to talk on the phone, be great to do some follow ups. It’s a Pizza Hut so it’s probably bunch of teenagers / young 20s kids who get a laugh out of the fat man
Sadly pat would get this guy fired. Probably still will after he hears this.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Its like a parasite oroboros. Leaching off of each other so they can leach off the system. She is forced to tolerate his craziness because its her livelihood.
That’s the only thing that makes sense, no woman would put up with this shit unless there’s a reason she can’t leave. I don’t know much about the caregiver business but it’s wide open for fraud. I knew one girl who was a huge drugged out mess and she was her mom’s “caregiver” even though she did nothing.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It's obvious that Pat is ordering these pizza's for himself as he's addicted to the goy slop, and when Niki unexpectedly returns from a carpet munching session and bust him in the act he screams that it was the cyberstlakers that ordered it, so she calls and tells them to stop.


Case closed.
Pat vandalized his own property so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the one ordering since they mentioned someone “got his account”. He orders just so he can get attention in his meaningless life and now has a story for twitter. He’s clearly a psycho which is why I still think he called those “SWAT” attempts because he awkwardly smiles when telling the story.
 

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Pat vandalized his own property so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the one ordering since they mentioned someone “got his account”. He orders just so he can get attention in his meaningless life and now has a story for twitter. He’s clearly a psycho which is why I still think he called those “SWAT” attempts because he awkwardly smiles when telling the story.
He did send himself a gift card to chilis for twitter points. So anything is possible.

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