Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

[Jenna]

The best part is that the store was wondering why he was getting all these fake pizzas sent his way, and now they know: he's a pedophile.

Is it felony defamation to phone an out-of-state restaurant chain and claim a customer diddles kids? Will Patrick read this post and call them to angrily correct the record that he isn't? What does Dominos have to say? So many questions for #pizzagate 2.0.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He makes the orders himself, then while he's yelling at them he hands over the "pepperoni". Its the perfect cover story.

 

[AntSucks]

My favorite part is the genuine surprise that Pat wasn't lying.

Still doesn't rule out him doing it himself

 

[Gay Faggot.]

People are reading too much into the “account” thing. They just need his address or name, and the guy alluded to people using his number when calling. That’s all you need. I’d wager the majority of it is online, which means they just need his address and phone number. It’s not that hard. It’s sad when “cyberstlakers” do a better job of proving you’re not lying than you do, fatty. Then again, that’s why you’re in this position.

 

[Treat Yourself]

If it's his account then it's him doing it and crying wolf atalkers. He's done it before, he's doing it now. One order a month is enough to keep suspicion off of him.

Someone try logging in as him with boner1 or whatever his stupid password was.

 

[stealthygeek]

Niki being an aloof weirdo seemed to really stick out to this guy. He knew something was off about her and his suspicions have now been proven appropriate and justified with the pedo reveal. A+ journalism, tyfys.

 

[guest]

My favorite part is the genuine surprise that Pat wasn't lying.

He was though. The guy said at least once/month. That's a long way from "every single day for 4 years". He Tomlinsoned up the story for dopamine hits/Twitter likes/sympathy.

 

[N64 Cube]

Well I didn't believe it but some Kiwifag (Dan) is doing the crank deliveries

6:46

This is the quality content Dan wishes he could produce.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He did send himself a gift card to chilis for twitter points. So anything is possible.

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Ugh, I forget he did this. Not only did he rip off the Hunt for Red October he also ripped Demolition Man. Super hip young millennial guy stealing ideas from early 90s movies

 

[guest]

"I thought you were a private detective"

"I sort of am"

"Oh..."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He makes the orders himself, then while he's yelling at them he hands over the "pepperoni". Its the perfect cover story.

I believe this is what’s happening, the manager said something about pats account being hacked which I think is what Pat tells them when they deliver.

 

[guest]

Well I didn't believe it but some Kiwifag (Dan) is doing the crank deliveries

6:46

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11:19 ‘Well, I kinda am’ My brothamen are legit maniacs.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Still doesn't rule out him doing it himself

Agree, it's the wrong address again. He said 13 and not 11.

 

[guest]

Investigative Journalism is not dead, it's just conducted by brothermen...tyfys

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He needs his mommy (nikki) to talk to the pizza manager for him

Tee hee

Great work OP

He's too busy finishing off the pizzas.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's too busy finishing off the pizzas.

nikki gets the crust IF she's behaved herself

 

[guest]

He started to say something like, "they got into his account and everything". I wonder what he meant by that.

I swear there is something here, I pricked up as soon as that came up. If they're doing it online, does it mean they have his cc and/or pizza hut account? Was he hacked?

Or he does it only to have an alibi.

But this is huge. Patrick is a victim of identity fraud/scams.

 

[guest]

People are reading too much into the “account” thing. They just need his address or name, and the guy alluded to people using his number when calling. That’s all you need. I’d wager the majority of it is online, which means they just need his address and phone number. It’s not that hard. It’s sad when “cyberstlakers” do a better job of proving you’re not lying than you do, fatty. Then again, that’s why you’re in this position.

really? Pizza hut still has "pay cash" option online? No where else can you send food to a place without prepaying.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

nikki gets the crust IF she's behaved herself

He tosses it on the floor without even looking at her like she's a dog.

 

[DanFielding]

Agree, it's the wrong address again. He said 13 and not 11.

He might alternate between the hovel’s addresses just to throw off whoever takes the orders.