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Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

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He tosses it on the floor without even looking at her like she's a dog.
first, he waves the crust around in the air a little bit, just above her reach...Gets her locking eyes with the crust, all salivating and hopping...then he commands her to say "pizza crust!" (the way she said "Bryce Canyon, wit the fist and everything)...then when sh'es almost delirious from excitement, he flings it as far as he can to the other side of the room...

Sometimes she chases it and catches it in the air with her mouth, mid-way thru crust's aerial trajectory.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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first, he waves the crust around in the air a little bit, just above her reach...Gets her all salivating and hopping...then he commands her to say "pizza crust!" (the way she said "Bryce Canyon, wit the fist and everything)...then when sh'es almost delirious from excitement, he flings it as far as he can to the other side of the room...sometimes she chases and catches it in the air, mid-projectile.
those sunglasses on her head never fall off though. She's a good ol dog
 

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first, he waves the crust around in the air a little bit, just above her reach...Gets her locking eyes with the crust, all salivating and hopping...then he commands her to say "pizza crust!" (the way she said "Bryce Canyon, wit the fist and everything)...then when sh'es almost delirious from excitement, he flings it as far as he can to the other side of the room...

Sometimes she chases it and catches it in the air with her mouth, mid-way thru crust's aerial trajectory.
 

Gay Faggot.

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really? Pizza hut still has "pay cash" option online? No where else can you send food to a place without prepaying.
I ordered Domino’s a few months ago, as a thank you to some of my coworkers who helped me with a job. There was still a pay at the door option. Can’t say for Pizza Hut, but why wouldn’t there be? There’s plenty of people who still pay cash, and honestly, I’d bet a lot of people who’d buy from a pizza chain like that, are people who mostly have cash. It would be cutting a good chunk of the market, for a reason that’s pretty preventable. I think the bigger question is why don’t they have a fix in their system, instead? It would be adding a small option to their software. There can’t be that many people still prank calling pizza places. It’s a gay prank that only worked because you lived across the street from the guy. There’s no punchline doing it online, unless the target is live-streaming. Whatever faggot is doing this, is a retard. Unless it’s his neighbor, then I want to buy that guy a pizza.
 

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I ordered Domino’s a few months ago, as a thank you to some of my coworkers who helped me with a job. There was still a pay at the door option. Can’t say for Pizza Hut, but why wouldn’t there be? There’s plenty of people who still pay cash, and honestly, I’d bet a lot of people who’d buy from a pizza chain like that, are people who mostly have cash. It would be cutting a good chunk of the market, for a reason that’s pretty preventable. I think the bigger question is why don’t they have a fix in their system, instead? It would be adding a small option to their software. There can’t be that many people still prank calling pizza places. It’s a gay prank that only worked because you lived across the street from the guy. There’s no punchline doing it online, unless the target is live-streaming. Whatever faggot is doing this, is a retard. Unless it’s his neighbor, then I want to buy that guy a pizza.
Yeah, I don’t know why people are so flabbergasted at the notion of paying with cash. I’ve done it multiple times from different places recently.
 

TomFromNawlins

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I swear there is something here, I pricked up as soon as that came up. If they're doing it online, does it mean they have his cc and/or pizza hut account? Was he hacked?

Or he does it only to have an alibi.

But this is huge. Patrick is a victim of identity fraud/scams.
You don’t have to have an account. You can just enter the info every time.
 

HotDogJoe

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This is surprising. I never give pig the benefit of the doubt anymore since he's proven what a compulsive liar he is even when it comes to small stuff.

Of course it's still possible he's doing this to himself. He's definitely deranged enough to think that false flagging himself with fake pizza orders would somehow help him in court one day. It would also explain how fat he's gotten.
 
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