Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

[Consensual Rapist]

Nikki takes care of more than the tip when it happens.

She just so happens to suck off the delivery boys for their troubles of dealing with a fat screeching retard.

 

[stealthygeek]

If they where willing to write 'FAT' in pepperoni then I'd pay for one.

Didn't he once tweet something like 'next time send [X] pizza...'

 

[guest]

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Bye bye lawsuit. He literally asked for it. Oopsie duddles.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I like how he has to have niki call up pizza hut because baby boy can't keep himself from having a tantrum at the slightest inconvenience. From the way the guy explained it pat has definitely gone raging karen on some delivery drivers.

Thicki’s his mother now. I’m sure it’s done wonders for their sex life.

 

[BudDickman]

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Lol, did you just confess to felony pizza fraud?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Well I didn't believe it but some Kiwifag (Dan) is doing the crank deliveries

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“Somebody doesn’t like this guy.” Fucking LOL. I feel like that manager would shoot the shit if you called every day.

 

[victor_sanchez]

really wish we heard nikki's interpretation of the story. i have a feeling she's involved in all of pat's antics to some degree (maybe even encourages it, idk).

 

[guest]

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Looks like we found the Pizza Perp.

Tom Hagen: Paul R. Nelson? I always thought it would be Somerville Dan.
Michael: It's the smart move. Paul was always smarter.

(Dan, that's a Godfather AND Abe Vigoda reference.)

 

[Jenna]

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Can we not?

You've been glowingly violent in your texts ever since you "came back". I'm not sure you're the real Paul and not a Patrickflag pretending to be Paul.

 

[guest]

Of course the location with the porch monkey manager doesn't know to call first before fulfilling the order knowing that it happens every month

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I hope that manager doesn't get a few 40s in him and starts going off about "that cracker pedophile on Oakland Ave" around his homies.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I hope that manager doesn't get a few 40s in him and starts going off about "that cracker pedophile on Oakland Ave" around his homies.

They might put 2 and 2 together and realize Pat’s the one that’s been killing dey babies.

Lol j/k they’re black.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Can we not?

You've been glowingly violent in your texts ever since you "came back". I'm not sure you're the real Paul and not a Patrickflag pretending to be Paul.

 

[Pat the Simp]

I think it's a newly uncovered video never before seen until yesterday, and yes it's one of Pat's pedophile friends Jackson Jones

Some stealthy geek. P@t couldn't even answer a question about his Brewers.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

At least now they know you're a raving lunatic who gets fucked with for being a pedophile, Pat. Cleared up a lot of things for the staff there when the dude went back and told everyone "Remember that guy who screams on Oakland Ave.? Turns out he's a famous pedophile!" Good thing you kept Tweeting about it so it got to this point, huh? Pizza Hut Pat wins again, folks.

 

[guest]

at around 10 minutes:
Pizza Hut Manager "No, it's under his account and everything. It's wild man they're like tapped into his stuff."
Brothaman "Wait, wait, wait..."
some crosschatter
PHM "He instantly knows when they order."

How does Patrick instantly know? Almost like he's the one ordering the pizza...

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It’s hilarious knowing his lawyer will have to read this thread. He’s definitely going to turn that call into “stlakers call local businesses in my neighborhood and tell them I’m a pedophile” claims. Watch.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

really? Pizza hut still has "pay cash" option online? No where else can you send food to a place without prepaying.

Patso lives in 'unbanked nigger' central, so racism or something.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'm in the UK tonight I guess.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

at around 10 minutes:
Pizza Hut Manager "No, it's under his account and everything. It's wild man they're like tapped into his stuff."
Brothaman "Wait, wait, wait..."
some crosschatter
PHM "He instantly knows when they order."

How does Patrick instantly know? Almost like he's the one ordering the pizza...

I think those ordering apps send notifications on the status of your order. I know dominos will send a "thank you for your order email" . I know he app shows the progress of your order. I wouldnt be surprised of there is a text version that tells you " Sally put your pie in the oven." " Its on its way!"