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The cops he's been screaming at come back. Pat is as condescending as ever thinking it's another SWAttING. The cops smile and hold up the warrant. Nigel just came.
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The thought of some of you rascals still fucking with him in prison just made me giggle like a lunatic in public. He's gonna have to crawl through a few miles of shit pipes if he wants to correct the record on Twitter again.It's not going to be a fun situation for Pat. The other inmates are just going to be getting pissed that they're getting so much mail about him.
Hogan's Gyros.Stalag 1.7
Pat will get a kick out of this.
Don't Taze me ChildCharges on the assumption Fat goes into an oinking rage in court and childs the Hon. Willie Big Dick Sosnay:
and if he ditches court, and a warrant gets issued, we get the exact same charges but x2 for everything due to childing the cops, then the judge. Plus bonus Resisting and Assault-on-an-LEO charges.
- 2x Contempt of Court (one for evading the debt, one for the court meltdown)
- Obstructing Official Proceedings (refusing to shut up in court to the point of preventing the continuation of the hearing)
- Uttering Threats ("you are going to prison, judgechild.")
- Threatening a Public Official
Fawkin beautiful.
I was thinking about this. Even for the bit, I wouldn’t be able to stomach myself for being Eskimo bro’s with Patrick Tomlinson.If someone's in jail, is it ok to make a move on their wife?
I mean, obviously it's ok in theory, but what kind of time limits are we looking at here?
He reads everything here.Patrick has EVS blocked on twitter, so make sure to screenshot Pats replies and tag EVS in them so he can fuck with Pat.
I hope it’s an OJ kind of situation with helicopters trying to film ducking through the alleyways, potentially running from another fire he may or may not have caused.100 bucks says Pat will make an escape and make a run for it
I think I came.So I've done county time in Milwaukee, and it is fucking brutal. Milwaukee has 2 facilities for short term/misdemeanor offenders. There is the Milwaukee County Jail downtown, they do booking and processing, holding for court, etc. Thats the one you see in the pics earlier in the thread. If Pat is given a few days in the cooler for contempt, he'll most likely stay there. It is not fun, theres no televisions in the pods, the only entertainment is a $2 piece if shit radio they charge $50 on canteen for. All there is to do is play cards, and based on my experience, with the way Pat carries himself he'll be labeled a Chester right of the bat and most likely ignored in a holding pod. Downtown is locked down as fuck because it's filled to the brim with violent nigger killers awaiting trial. So he most likely won't get his ass whooped there, but he's not going to like it one bit.
BUT! If he catches a misdemeanor with some time attached, over a week or two, he will be going to the House of Corrections in Franklin which is where they house most misdemeanor offenders. It is a dorm style facility that is about 100 to 1 nigger to peckerwood ratio. Same as county, no TV, book are worse than Starship Repo tier romance novel, I like motorsports so I read a lot of Nascar fantasy romances there. Once again he will be immediately labeled a chomo by his demeanor and speech, but this time he'll most likely be bashed by a street nigger and then sent to PC for some real hard time. I got lucky and a white CO took pity on my ass and sent me back downtown to be a trustee which was pretty decent for jail. But most COs are from the hood as the niggers in the bunks, and they'll watch him get beat and send him to the hole for it afterwards.
In both facilities rec time is walking circles around a basketball court, if youre luck a nigger CEO might bring a ball from home, but Rick definitely won't be allowed in that crew. Outside of rec time, any exercise is forbidden. Get caught doing push-ups in your cell, you're going to the hole. I've also done a little time in Waukesha County Jail to compare, and Milwaukee is a living hell.
Finally, his alcohol problem. If he is stupid enough to admit to it during booking, or the COs notice he is withdrawing, he goes to the medical pod where you sit naked in a suicide vest and suffer until the physical part is over. Unless he has seizures he will get no comfort meds.
I served my time more than 10 years ago under Sherriff Clarke, things may have softened up a bit, but Milwaukee is a nigger town, it's a shithole and jail is never a place you wanna be. I was once a stupid arrogant faggot who thought I was someone special despite being just like everyone else. I manned up and learned a trade and things are good now.
It's over now Pat, if you are found in contempt or go to jail the media won't touch you with a 10 foot pole. You'll probably even lose most of your sycophant faggots on Twitter when they see what a lying sack of shit you are. Now's the time, man up or the world is going to man you up, one way or another.
Hopefully this information is interesting or entertaining to someone, probably just exceeded Pat's Tiny Tim book's word count.
He's not going to mouth off to the judge. If you'd been here when he tried to get a restraining order against BDA you'll know he avoids confrontation with authority if he gets any sense there might be consequences.Charges on the assumption Fat goes into an oinking rage in court and childs the Hon. Willie Big Dick Sosnay:
and if he ditches court, and a warrant gets issued, we get the exact same charges but x2 for everything due to childing the cops, then the judge. Plus bonus Resisting and Assault-on-an-LEO charges.
- 2x Contempt of Court (one for evading the debt, one for the court meltdown)
- Obstructing Official Proceedings (refusing to shut up in court to the point of preventing the continuation of the hearing)
- Uttering Threats ("you are going to prison, judgechild.")
- Threatening a Public Official
Fawkin beautiful.
For those rooting for "contempt of court," we got the right judge for it. Sosnay will 100% fine Patrick if he no-shows.
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