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Noif he gets arrested does he lose his guns? WWAW 5150!
What if he has a florid mental breakdown and babbles incessantly about stlaker childs and nigger pepperoni?
Involuntary admission to a psychiatric hospital would do it. That or a felony conviction or even most violent misdemeanors.What if he has a florid mental breakdown and babbles incessantly about stlaker childs and nigger pepperoni?
please beat niki please beat niki please beat niki please beat nikiInvoluntary admission to a psychiatric hospital would do it. That or a felony conviction or even most violent misdemeanors.
“YO NIGGA, WHUTCHU IN HERE FO’? LEMME SEE YO 128 G FAT BOY”
No, child. You will not see my 128 G. You have been warned thousands of times to stop following me around the yard. Continuing to do so constitutes felony felon harassment.
“NIGGA WHAT? YOU GOT A SKIN BEEF OR SUMN? SHOW ME YO FUCKIN 128G”
Never, child. And I don’t have a “skin beef”. You. Do. It is a result of the thou…
fun fact: my great grandpa dug up & moved roy bean’s remains from his saloon to the whitehead museum where he’s buried todayHas it been confirmed that Judge "Roy Bean" Sosnay is presiding over Fat's case? If so, Piggy's fucked
Midnight Panda ExpressThe Lambshank Redemption
The Fatman of Alcatraz
American MEatloaf
American History XXL
Fat Man Waddling
Good call. He’ll definitely turn gay for another inmate like that queefy lawyer in oz tooDavid Korestaurant over here
if pat comes out with a swastika it will be forcibly branded on his ass Oz style.
Stalag 1.7Midnight Panda Express
American Meal
look at the fucking buns on this nigger
100 bucks says Pat will make an escape and make a run for it
No, he will child the officers and all the prisoners every step of the way.What’s the over under on Patrick openly sobbing as he’s cuffed and stuffed into the squad car?
Reminder he does not wear underwear.Sweating so much it looks like he pissed in his jeans. What a fucking hog.
This letter will be written in grease pencil.Dear stlaker,
You are going to prison, stlaker. You are mentally ill, stlaker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this prison. Continuing to do so constitutes felony postal harassment. Do not contact this prison again.
Sincerely,
Patrick S. Tomlinson
P.S. I am not fat, child. That is simply your delusion.
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