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Contempt of Court

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
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“YO NIGGA, WHUTCHU IN HERE FO’? LEMME SEE YO 128 G FAT BOY”



No, child. You will not see my 128 G. You have been warned thousands of times to stop following me around the yard. Continuing to do so constitutes felony felon harassment.

“NIGGA WHAT? YOU GOT A SKIN BEEF OR SUMN? SHOW ME YO FUCKIN 128G”

Never, child. And I don’t have a “skin beef”. You. Do. It is a result of the thou…

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One of the greatest Pat texts.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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Does Patrick have to be physically present in the court whenever the hearing is?

Or can Lynne just hire a lawyer to show up to represent him?

The judgement is against Patrick; though Niki is liable for the debt too, yes, she cannot show up in Patrick's place here. I'm wondering, if Pat tells Lynne he's going to skip, could she at least get a lawyer to show up so it doesn't go down in the court record, even if the contempt does go through. Or is Fat Court in mandatory session?
 

Roslyn Vampire

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Dear stlaker,

You are going to prison, stlaker. You are mentally ill, stlaker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this prison. Continuing to do so constitutes felony postal harassment. Do not contact this prison again.

Sincerely,
Patrick S. Tomlinson

P.S. I am not fat, child. That is simply your delusion.
This letter will be written in grease pencil.

(obligatory waddle-doodle)
 
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