Can I (39, M) date a 23 year old (23, F)? (Gassers, TW: dating and sex talk)

[guest]

I think so. I remember being 21 and this gorgeous Russian with massive tits was all over my nuts, but she was 17 (in college, about to turn 18). I remember physically moving her away from me and telling her gay shit like “this can never happen!” Because I thought the age gap was INSANE.

What a histrionic FAGGOT. Just bang her and get over it, past-Harry

We've been far too respectful for far too long. Women are things. They just talk more.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

What kind of fucking rapist are you?

The fucky-est of rapists.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The fucky-est of rapists.

Unlike @Rutherford_b_Blaze who is the unfucky-est of rapists... he only rapes once a decade and that's enough to satiate his demonic thirst

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Obviously at least fuck her but “age gap” aside (she’s 23 not 18) I wouldn’t seriously date anyone covered in tattoos with dyed hair who “looks like an e-girl.” I also tried dating a young lady with cutting scars when I was in my fifth year of college so what the fuck do I know?

 

[Harry Powell]

Obviously at least fuck her but “age gap” aside (she’s 23 not 18) I wouldn’t seriously date anyone covered in tattoos with dyed hair who “looks like an e-girl.” I also tried dating a young lady with cutting scars when I was in my fifth year of college so what the fuck do I know?

I actually assume she has no interest in seriously dating an old man. It would all be strictly casual until I don’t pull out and get her pregnant. I can spend a lot of money, she can get my peckah to move, fair trade until someone gets bored.

Who knows maybe I’m wrong, with all the satanic tats and shit who knows what she’s thinking.

 

[Stent]

I'm going to go against the grain here and say don't fuck her at all. Delete her number. Forget she exists.











Because you're gay.

 

[Butterknife]

I actually assume she has no interest in seriously dating an old man. It would all be strictly casual until I don’t pull out and get her pregnant. I can spend a lot of money, she can get my peckah to move, fair trade until someone gets bored.

Who knows maybe I’m wrong, with all the satanic tats and shit who knows what she’s thinking.

You gotta stop overthinking it. It's just a date, dude.

 

[Wild]

Since you're hellbent on knocking this bitch up, then feel free to go buckwild. If she actually agrees to no protection (she won't), then you're a match made in disaster.

 

[BoomerSperg]

The problem with that, sweetie, is that they all look busted at 40 and don’t make my pants tight.

But yes I think you’re correct. I like this chick but I’m not naïve enough to think this age gap is workable and I’m pretty sure I would be extremely embarrassed introducing her to anyone. She’s closer in age to my son than me.

you going to introduce her along with her age? who does that?

stop being a homo about it and date her. maybe even give her a kiss.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

you're a match made in disaster.

Holy cringeola

 

[Wild]

Holy cringeola

We don't need to know what level of protection you need, do we, ricky boy? It's first come, first served with your gaping ass.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

We don't need to know what level of protection you need, do we, ricky boy? It's first come, first served with your gaping ass.

...oh your joke is that I'm gay? That's a joke made in disaster.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

I think so. I remember being 21 and this gorgeous Russian with massive tits was all over my nuts, but she was 17 (in college, about to turn 18). I remember physically moving her away from me and telling her gay shit like “this can never happen!” Because I thought the age gap was INSANE.

What a histrionic FAGGOT. Just bang her and get over it, past-Harry

Wtf? K you're a faggot , I wish I could mark a permanent mark on your name. That or it's a lie and you were actually an autistic idiot and were not mature enough for a relationship. I did that at 18, smoking Romanian girl basically begging me to date her, I essentially blew her off to play CS Source. I was scared of girls, while not being. A weird dichotomy.

 

[Harry Powell]

Wtf? K you're a faggot , I wish I could mark a permanent mark on your name. That or it's a lie and you were actually an autistic idiot and were not mature enough for a relationship. I did that at 18, smoking Romanian girl basically begging me to date her, I essentially blew her off to play CS Source. I was scared of girls, while not being. A weird dichotomy.

When did I ever say I’m not autistic or an idiot?

 

[Milk74]

Wtf? K you're a faggot , I wish I could mark a permanent mark on your name. That or it's a lie and you were actually an autistic idiot and were not mature enough for a relationship. I did that at 18, smoking Romanian girl basically begging me to date her, I essentially blew her off to play CS Source. I was scared of girls, while not being. A weird dichotomy.

Listen here, kiwi faggot...Harry, is our drug addicted hopeless romantic, and we won't stand for you objecting to his non pedo ways. Now fuck off you nobody.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Listen here, kiwi faggot...Harry, is our drug addicted hopeless romantic, and we won't stand for you objecting to his non pedo ways. Now fuck off you nobody

First off how dare you call me a kiwi faggot I was on the sub from 2013 onward. I "left" cause I wasn't Into the turmoil of finding a new place 'border jumping' , that was late 2018 early 2019.
Second off, sorry I don't know the bromance between whackbag fags.

 

[Front 242]

Obviously at least fuck her but “age gap” aside (she’s 23 not 18) I wouldn’t seriously date anyone covered in tattoos with dyed hair who “looks like an e-girl.” I also tried dating a young lady with cutting scars when I was in my fifth year of college so what the fuck do I know?

I remember driving home from this harp-playing girl's house in college after suckling on her wonky, droopy tits all evening. I felt like such a loser while I knew I should have felt a lot better, like I had accomplished something. Young chicks are pretty boring after the sex leaves the equation.

 

[Harry Powell]

First off how dare you call me a kiwi faggot I was on the sub from 2013 onward. I "left" cause I wasn't Into the turmoil of finding a new place 'border jumping' , that was late 2018 early 2019.
Second off, sorry I don't know the bromance between whackbag fags.

Nice wackbag, stupid

 

[Milk74]

First off how dare you call me a kiwi faggot I was on the sub from 2013 onward. I "left" cause I wasn't Into the turmoil of finding a new place 'border jumping' , that was late 2018 early 2019.
Second off, sorry I don't know the bromance between whackbag fags.

I'm not sure I've ever read a more embarrassing post here...

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

I'm not sure I've ever read a more embarrassing post here...

You, you were right