Best McDonald's Menu Item

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Faggot

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Sausage egg and cheese Mcmuffin you fags.

This or fries

 

[DMAN]

nowadays you can add bacon & choose what you want on or, I get this ir a couple bacon doubles from the saver menu.

choosing what you want on them (no pickles, extra bacon, etc) ensures they're cooked to order

Correct me if I'm wrong but back in uhhhhhhhhhhh -- the day, I recall the drive thru arguing with the customer "No we can't put bacon/etc on that Burger" I figured that was why BK made their slogan bragging about being more customizable. If we had the McDonalds app when I was a child, my cholesterol would be higher than your credit score. The option to change or add/remove literally anything is unheard of to me. Little changes that would have taken way too much time to order verbally in person and actually have them get it right. Now you tip-tap the screen a little bit, just a taste, a little BIT. And it's just on the paper and they make it. Line by line. What more can you ask for? I still never go to McDonalds but I wouldn't be surprised if younger people eat there exclusively.

 

[LiberalPussy]

WWAWD steak egg and bagel?

 

[Greggg]

nigga its the Big Mac. the quarter pounder is mad beef with no taste on a gay bun. MCchicken is fire when the bitch aint loaded with mayo. a double cheese burger with Mac sauce is dabesso

 

[Greggg]

Sausage egg and cheese Mcmuffin you fags.

actually yeah if they would drop the price it would be great tho the steak one is good too

 

[DMAN]

When I was a kid I would get the plain hamburgers without toppings. I grew to enjoy the little diced up onions and pickles with mustard and whatnot, but nothing takes me back more than a plain mcdopnalds hamburger.

 

[Greggg]

McRib

Spoiler

Do you fuckers ever eat a home cooked meal?!

I mostly cook only been cooking now and again for two years but I get nothing but compliments and requests for seconds. yet I cant make food that hits the heroin spot that certain fast food or chink joints do.

 

[Build Black Better]

Sausage egg and cheese Mcmuffin you fags.

That used to be my favorite as a teenager until I got tired of the gristle getting stuck in my teeth. Been having the original with Canadian bacon ever since then, but since covid I've given up on their breakfast menu. Too fawkin expensive. Their basic burgers taste decent for the insanely cheap price (as long as you get a fresh one), especially since they toast the buns. They used to have the dollar menu, now it's called the value menu, and it will probably disappear completely pretty soon.

 

[Greggg]

WWAWD steak egg and bagel? Gregg dont worry youve been drinking and missed this post its still a valid post

sorry I didnt see this

 

[Build Black Better]

In the '80s they used to have more of a variety of limited-time specialty shakes. Banana and root beer were my favorite. I think they also had orange cream. Fake banana flavor is better than real, and there are no chunks to clog the straw. Which Wich also used to have good fake banana shakes, but then the fuckers got real.

 

[Coonskin]

This is what you bring to the table? Fast food bits?

Erock where we at the Loch Ness monster? What lake is that at sniff? Or what about that chupacabra ding? Sam let’s make a list of the top 10 monsters.


We’re on the air talking about the flu shot?

 

[Brooke Shields]

if you ever have to torture yourself into eating fast food again, after knowing that you'll feel fat as fuck and tired cause it's so much, just get the "cheeseburger" from them
it's a fucking tiny white castle sized patty encased in the same bun they use for everything. It's the normal amount of fillings a person should need before they successfully made Fatrick people the "normal" phenotype of human

Also fries will literally not go bad. You can put them in a jar, seal it, they won't mold or rot or anything.

Again also everything is 10$ anyways so it's a rip off, cant get a filling of shit that's worth it cause it's cheap

 

[Build Black Better]

if you ever have to torture yourself into eating fast food again, after knowing that you'll feel fat as fuck and tired cause it's so much, just get the "cheeseburger" from them
it's a fucking tiny white castle sized patty encased in the same bun they use for everything. It's the normal amount of fillings a person should need before they successfully made Fatrick people the "normal" phenotype of human

Also fries will literally not go bad. You can put them in a jar, seal it, they won't mold or rot or anything.

Again also everything is 10$ anyways so it's a rip off, cant get a filling of shit that's worth it cause it's cheap

The regular size hamburger is between $1 and $2. That tiny meat cookie won't make you fat. Sometimes I get a plain burger and a cup of water to tide me over until dinner. The meat is seasoned just the way I like it, and they toast the bun. That's good enough for me.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Double cheeseburgers all day and as a fat kid back in the 90’s I loved the Arch Deluxe

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Double cheeseburgers all day and as a fat kid back in the 90’s I loved the Arch Deluxe

I remember trying that and thinking they already had something like that, it just had a fancier bun. It sure didnt seem like it stood out.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

What kind of fag doesn't include McGriddles?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

nigga its the Big Mac. the quarter pounder is mad beef with no taste on a gay bun. MCchicken is fire when the bitch aint loaded with mayo. a double cheese burger with Mac sauce is dabesso

QP meat is fresh. All other patties are frozen.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Is the double quarter pounder just an amerifat thing? Cuz that's my choice.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I remember trying that and thinking they already had something like that, it just had a fancier bun. It sure didnt seem like it stood out.

The peppered bacon fawkin did it for me.