"As usual, they're pretty light"

[guest]

Cormac McFartcouchy

Louis L'amore food.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I hope his daughter turns out like the girl from The Whale.

 

[Harry Powell]

If Annabelle is lucky she’ll turn out to be a conservative religious Wisconsin rube and never really find this place.

.removed other comment bc she’s just a kid, maybe she still has a chance

 

[guest]

I hope his daughter turns out like the girl from The Whale.

Lmao

If Annabelle is lucky she’ll turn out to be a conservative religious Wisconsin rube and never really find this place.

If she winds up researching Pat at all she will absolutely become a stripper at best.

Nah, she probably hates him so much she'll be happy to have so many online friends.

 

[Harry Powell]

Lmao


Nah, she probably hates him so much she'll be happy to have so many online friends.

You already planning your next GF?

 

[guest]

You already planning your next GF?

Nah, but I'll be more than happy to be her homie because I know it would kill fat boy inside.

 

[PorqueDealer]

"as usual"

Didn't his first book take many rewrites? And was still rejected by AR
The one that only got published because TOR had already signed the contract up front.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patty, baby, I LOVE the thing about the cripple, but I'm gonna need more niggers and at least 1 troon for the kids, you with me?

 

[guest]

Patty, baby, I LOVE the thing about the cripple, but I'm gonna need more niggers and at least 1 troon for the kids, you with me?

Is there any way we can make tiny Tim her dead name?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course he says “it’s light” because he’s the greatest writer ever and there’s NO NEED to change much of his work. If it came from Pat it’s gold according to Pat. He might be the most insecure man alive. And fat.

Search "rewrite" in his twitter and I bet there is a post of him saying he had to rewrite The Ark like 8-9 times.

 

[Lard Glug]

Baked Alaska Writer Guy

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Were the notes "as usual" "pretty light" that time the editor told him he needed to scrap the entire first chapter?

 

[DominusOdium]

I will stop Patposting if any actual publisher publishes this book.

No chance, Pigman.

Careful. There's a lot of boutique publishers out there with low standards who will assume being a hated asshole means controversial means sales.

 

[guest]

Careful. There's a lot of

A lot of what?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I assume the note from the agent is that it is alarmingly similar to Louis Bayard’s novel Mr. Timothy?

 

[guest]

I assume the note from the agent is that it is alarmingly similar to Louis Bayard’s novel Mr. Timothy?

Notes from the editor was just a text that said

"Really nigga? Lose my number"

 

[DominusOdium]

A lot of what?

A lot of my tard fingers hitting the post button mid sentence

 

[guest]

A lot of my tard fingers hitting the post button mid sentence

You're still a way better author than Pat

 

[guest]

You know what else is going to be pretty light as usual?


His sales numbers

 

[kingship75]

William F Buttfuck