"As usual, they're pretty light"

[guest]

lol, college. She’ll be selling homemade earrings just outside of Portage with her 3 mulatto bastards before the end of the decade.

You think she'll have the work ethic to make her own earrings?

 

[Brooke Shields]

10 edited pages a day?

Didn't he take 39 months to write 180 pages? Awfully ambitious, pig.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Is Donald Ekpeeekewkwkjjjdkdoooo his editor?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You think she'll have the work ethic to make her own earrings?

They won’t be good. She’ll be one of those weirdos who thinks 75 cent crystals have magic powers

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[guest]

They won’t be good. She’ll be one of those weirdos who thinks crystals have magic powers

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My mom was like that when she first started smoking pot

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

In London, 19th century fictional characters are mysteriously going quiet, and, no one, knows why.

Annnd cut. Print. We're moving on.

 

[guest]

The editors notes were a piece of paper with

[SIZE=26px]THIS FUCKIN BLOWS[/SIZE]

Written on it.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

It's illegal to just tweet "kill yourself" to him on Twitter, right? Like genuinely illegal?

 

[RickReternal]

“This is dedicated to Annabelle, I’d love to be in your life, but tweeting all day is more important to me, find your own way home, child.”

Reminder that he described himself as “estranged” from his 11-year-old daughter.

• There’s a chance he doesn’t know what the word denotes (mutual wrongdoing leading to breakdown in adult relationship) because he is fucking retarded AND uneducated.
• More likely, he is intentionally using it to share blame with a child.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Oscar Meyer Wilde
William Chocolate Shakespeare

 

[wbgreen]

Of course he says “it’s light” because he’s the greatest writer ever and there’s NO NEED to change much of his work. If it came from Pat it’s gold according to Pat. He might be the most insecure man alive. And fat.

He wrote that tweet to respond to us, who figured that Pat's agent rejected the book unless he did a massive re-write. He's correcting the record with a lie.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Reminder that he described himself as “estranged” from his 11-year-old daughter.

• There’s a chance he doesn’t know what the word denotes (mutual wrongdoing leading to breakdown in adult relationship) because he is fucking retarded AND uneducated.
• More likely, he is intentionally using it to share blame with a child.

We’re not far off from his daughter becoming a Pat poster.

 

[guest]

We’re not far off from his daughter becoming a Pat poster.

That will be the funniest thing in the history of the internet.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm no writer but I'd be annoyed if an agent was giving me shit to change. Even he's a "super agent" It's my fawkin book and I'll write it the way I goddamn want to. If you want to get all creative then write your own fucking book.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That will be the funniest thing in the history of the internet.

With how much more attention he’s getting through popular YouTube videos it’s gonna happen soon.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

That will be the funniest thing in the history of the internet.

He has been made aware that when she is older annabelle will know about his weird sexual fantasies he has expressed about her, such as when she is raped and needs the abortion Dear Daddy has tirelessly fought for, or how if she chooses to be promiscuous and he will gladly support her. He didn't take it well.

 

[guest]

He has been made aware that when she is older annabelle will know about his weird sexual fantasies he has expressed about her, such as when she is raped and needs the abortion Dear Daddy has tirelessly fought for, or how if she chooses to be promiscuous and he will gladly support her. He didn't take it well.

She's going to get mileage out of his admitted cat girl anime fetish alone

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hunter S. Blobson

 

[guest]

Hunter S. Blobson

Aldous SUCKsley.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Cormac McFartcouchy