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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

JebJoh

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Yeah I heard the audio. Thought you said missy was in the room with him but as you pointed out I must have read that out of my asshole. Nobody's in the room with him except a Haitian. But I see you never said anything different.

BTW his nurse when he got back from surgery is an F/N.
Has anyone shared his twitter feed with the hospital staff?
 

Petworth dude

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Another one from the Opester
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So, assuming he doesn't die, what happens next? Can Nana just come back and slide right back into his largely beer-fueled "comedy" lifestyle? Or will he become more like Artie Lange, who can't ever return to his junkie-centric comedy act lest he relapses and dies? Will Nana be able to strap on (heh) that fake-happy, hooting face without his fourteen pre-show beers? Hard to imagine that happening.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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So, assuming he doesn't die, what happens next? Can Nana just come back and slide right back into his largely beer-fueled "comedy" lifestyle? Or will he become more like Artie Lange, who can't ever return to his junkie-centric comedy act lest he relapses and dies? Will Nana be able to strap on (heh) that fake-happy, hooting face without his fourteen pre-show beers? Hard to imagine that happening.
I think if he actually stopped drinking after this, he will wither away right before our eyes. I bet he would age 10 years in 2 years. Being miserable and depressed without his favorite pastime/vice. In reality he will just say " Fuck it" and drink harder. He has nothing to lose. Sold his McMansion, the house he had built is doomed to either be condemned for mold or cost a ton of money to correct, renting a NY hotel. Who would have thought that he should have just kept the mansion as being the better financial move? I bet that SC place was the catalyst to this bypass. All his plans to get out of NY have gone up in smoke.

I bet Missy is working overtime to get on the will now.
 
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