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the Opester running a master class on how to respond with class
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Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital
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He likum Indian Xanax
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Gavin is doing a bit about Ant not making it.
Maybe just a joint bank account. Pretty sure accutane rendered nana sterile.
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No no no he's in SC guys.
Pretty sure nurses recognize withdrawal symptoms. Does anyone know the symptoms of Xanax withdrawal? Any physical signs?
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Is this a shoot or a work? Is Anthony really on deaths door?
Has anyone shared his twitter feed with the hospital staff?
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I bet he reaches straight for beer once he gets out. Unless joe already snuck a beer in for him already.
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It's better not to wait for withdrawals when you're about to be put under and have your chest cut open. Also who knows what the FN/RNs are going to notice?
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He'll be back Monday it's an emergency in SC.
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Another one from the Opester
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So how long before he croaks? He will be drinking and cussing at video games within a couple weeks. Plus he will be on meds that Im sure arent supposed to be taken with alcohol. It wont be long until he has another scare or the BIG One.
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So, assuming he doesn't die, what happens next? Can Nana just come back and slide right back into his largely beer-fueled "comedy" lifestyle? Or will he become more like Artie Lange, who can't ever return to his junkie-centric comedy act lest he relapses and dies? Will Nana be able to strap on (heh) that fake-happy, hooting face without his fourteen pre-show beers? Hard to imagine that happening.
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I think if he actually stopped drinking after this, he will wither away right before our eyes. I bet he would age 10 years in 2 years. Being miserable and depressed without his favorite pastime/vice. In reality he will just say " Fuck it" and drink harder. He has nothing to lose. Sold his McMansion, the house he had built is doomed to either be condemned for mold or cost a ton of money to correct, renting a NY hotel. Who would have thought that he should have just kept the mansion as being the better financial move? I bet that SC place was the catalyst to this bypass. All his plans to get out of NY have gone up in smoke.
I bet Missy is working overtime to get on the will now.
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ME: I’m all fawking in on these Destroyer tweets! But the best part will be the Nana clip where she inevitably says “I’m totally not angry that Opie tweeted about me being in the hospital, I definitely don’t care at all” when (or if) she starts doing the show again.