Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[HipTuckerCumia]

We here at Fox News would like to send out condolences to the family of comedian, former radio host, and our black friend, Anthony Cumia.

Antonio Mumambwe Cumia was born during the height of Apartheid in what is now Botswana by the Zambesi River, the middle bastard child of one Rosemary DiBababooey, who was black, and Jesus Josef Koomiya, who's close enough to Black, and a longtime Honor Guard for Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, as well as former lover of the late Roy Cohn.

He is survived by his younger sister, Dawn Marie of Extreme Championship Wrestling fame, and his eldest brother, Yusef Colleen Cumia, leader of the Roslyn Heights chapter of the SAMCRO biker gang, professional busker, "war veteran", and a five time People's Court Champion.

"He's finally at peace," said his longtime love, Sue "Ride the Lightning" Kalergis, through a statement issued by PornHub. "He had the biggest heart of anyone I knew - probably from the Benzo's - but no one but me was ever able to see it. I'll miss how he cried at old musicals, would little spoon while we listened to Peter Allen, and how he would bite his pillow when he was with me. Rest in Power, Nana. As-salamu alaykim!"

Greg "Opie" Hughes, when asked to comment, said "Anthony? We weren't that close, ya know? Think ya FAWKIN know a guy, but him? He was a cypher, always putting on an act, you'd think he was your friend one minute and he'd stab ya in the back the next.... (Sniff) Yeah, I went to the funeral, I pallbeared with Stupid Geno, that bald midget that isn't Rogan, the band midget that IS Rogan... and that worm Yimmy Norton. The little cunt wouldn't even look at me."

The surviving family had declined to issue a joint statement at this time, instead asking for privacy during their grieving. Giuseppe Kumiya, however, issued a statement late Friday, asking us all to remember that "I am not a pedophile."

He was (willing to go as low as) 14 years old.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I stopped paying attention to this thread a couple days ago because I saw he was tweeting again but then saw the last tweet was 2 days ago. This doesn't look good does it? What's the haps?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

His final word was, “age.”

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

I stopped paying attention to this thread a couple days ago because I saw he was tweeting again but then saw the last tweet was 2 days ago. This doesn't look good does it? What's the haps?

He was in surgery yesterday (first reported here by RoTheHo69 and later on CP-media). AFAIK no news since then. Could be dead, could be alive or something in between.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Still in 1427 kimmel

 

[Zeroman]

Could be dead, could be alive or something in between.

She’s always been something in between.

 

[The Talking Dead]

So much pain in those ghoulish eyes. You'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a legitimate pedophile piece of scum.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Still in 1427 kimmel

"Our acute care services at Kimmel Pavilion include general and subspecialty surgical services, cardiothoracic surgery, neurosurgery, neurology, hematology, bone marrow transplant, and solid organ transplant services. We also have intensive care and step-down units for cardiology, neuroscience, and surgery; 30 operating rooms and image-guided labs; and 4 procedural rooms."
Sounds good!

 

[guest]

He was (willing to go as high as) 14 years old.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

Who's the hole?

Lupi, from Montenegro.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Still in 1427 kimmel

Where's @Coonskin when you need him?

 

[Billy Hollywood]

They have Bill Schulz and the broad guest hosting TACS today... There's no chance in hell I'm watching that!

 

[NoBacon]

Still in 1427 kimmel

Thank you for your service

 

[The Arm]

Drunkorexic. You basically starve yourself all day. Then have a few drinks when your stomach grumbles. Hence Anthony having bloated hands and a beer gut. But then stick thin arms and legs like twigs.

Plausible, but I thinks AIDS is just as likely.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Where's @Coonskin when you need him?

Ill be honest I have no idea what you're referring to but @Coonskin is alright.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Ill be honest I have no idea what you're referring to but @Coonskin is alright.

I was referencing his prank calling prowess, assuming he could get through to Nana's room.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I was referencing his prank calling prowess, assuming he could get through to Nana's room.

If someone were willing to lie about being joseph cumia they could. I am certainly not willing to do that, nor am I suggesting anyone do that as it's probably pretty illegal.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

If you google anthony cumia hospital this thread is the third result

 

[RoTheHo69]

If you google anthony cumia hospital this thread is the third result

Apparently no one else cares.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

The only Compound episode where Ant's situation was talked about has been DELETED!
The gag order is in full force!

Good thing I dowloaded it in full.