Anthony Cumia is in NYU langone hospital

[Meownaw]

But he'll be mentally sluggish.

How can we tell?

 

[guest]

How can we tell?

No Honeymooners references.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How can we tell?

“He tripped over the ottoman like like like like Archie Bunker.”

 

[Coonskin]

So not only does he have to fix his house, he now has to cover a cardiac ER visit. The bills just keep coming.

Even when we aren't doing our thing God is being a brotherman. This place is truly blessed.

 

[IanHalperin]

Gavin kind of talks about it.


HA-HA HOLY SHIT I HAVE ACCELERATED HEART RATE?

 

[lowend73]

Sounds like Etizolam judging by the time frame. Generally speaking, RC benzos have only become more and more powerful and more potent MG to MG, and less and less ‘researched’ as they get banned by the year. Etiz was at least a prescription in a few countries so it had legit testing and literature published about it, it was just never used or talked about by the medical community in America/Britain. Tianeptine is a BAD one to withdraw from too because its like an antidepressant and opiate mixed together. Very odd compound. I cant believe they sell in over the counter at gas stations around here. Its called Tianna.

Holy fuck, ive seen that stuff by the Rhino pills (ZaZa is that the label said) at this tobacco store down the road.

What kind of loophole allows that to be sold? The conspiracy theorist in me blames big Pharma trying to get the general population totally dependent on pills of some sort.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Holy fuck, ive seen that stuff by the Rhino pills (ZaZa is that the label said) at this tobacco store down the road.

What kind of loophole allows that to be sold? The conspiracy theorist in me blames big Pharma trying to get the general population totally dependent on pills of some sort.

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[TheUserRedditBanned]

Holy fuck, ive seen that stuff by the Rhino pills (ZaZa is that the label said) at this tobacco store down the road.

What kind of loophole allows that to be sold? The conspiracy theorist in me blames big Pharma trying to get the general population totally dependent on pills of some sort.

Etizolam is actually much harder to obtain now. A couple of years ago, the fedgov scheduled xanax as a class 4 drug. (Maybe 3 or 5) The federal laws that ban analogue drugs only applied to schedule 1, maybe 2 drugs. The fedgov bumped xanax up the schedule, and now it's much harder to obtain xanax analogues like etizolam from Indian generic pharmacies on the clearnet.

Which means us Yanks have no choice but to see a psych and get a script for xanax, which lasts twice as long as etizolam and makes me much more sleepy.

(I don't use these drugs often, but I do suffer from panic attacks and they take the edge off psychedelic drugs wonderfully. But my buddies who have been to rehab and prison all say that benzos are incredibly habit-forming and dangerous. So I need them at times but have to be extremely careful to not overdo them or take them recreationally because I'm a degenerate addict.)

 

[lowend73]

Are those Xanax bars not even a thing anymore?

I took a couple on top of drinking once, turned down some box, hit a friend in the eye, and got pepper sprayed by a cop. Plus straight up blacking out for periods and having to be told what you did.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What kind of loophole allows that to be sold?

It was only ever a prescription medication in France and Russia to the best of my knowledge not in the USA so it's not scheduled. Pharmacologically it is unlike anything else in it's receptor activity (the opiate receptors being hit is some kind of side effect at higher doses) so it's technically not an analog of anything that is controlled either.

In France it's supposedly as illegal as cocaine (when not prescribed)

 

[IWatchTV]

How is Anthony not a fat slob from drinking so much. I have a few beers a few times a week and I balloon up and I’m half his age. Fuck me

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Chapter 27: Death The sterile hospital room enveloped Anthony Cumia, its harsh fluorescence casting a pallor over his frail form. Days of confinement had left him weakened, and his world had been reduced to the space between those clinical walls. By his side sat his steadfast sister, Dawn, offering a reassuring presence in the midst of his trying ordeal. "Tell me, Dawn," Anthony murmured, his voice tinged with feebleness, "Have people reached out with well wishes through social media?" Dawn, her concern etched in her expression, nodded gently. "Yes, Anthony, many of your fans indeed have." Anthony nodded, his anticipation evident. "Fuck the fans. What about my friends? Let's start with Jim," he requested. "What did he say?" Dawn's countenance darkened with a hint of regret as she delivered the news. "Jim... he hasn't said anything, Anthony." "He is probably busy fucking his ass. Gavin, then? Did he, at the very least, share his well wishes?" Dawn's tone remained regretful as she continued to deliver the somber news. "No, Anthony. Gavin has remained silent on the matter." A palpable sense of disappointment washed over Anthony. "Perhaps he too is busy fucking his ass" he mused softly. His thoughts then drifted to Sue, his true love that was not to be. "And ...Sue ...Sue Lightning?" he inquired carefully. Dawn hesitated momentarily, her gaze falling to her brother. "I'm afraid Sue hasn't either," she admitted. A heavy sigh escaped Anthony's lips. "I guess he too could be busy fucking his ass. Did Joe say anything?" "Joe is in Vegas gambling away your money", Dawn said regretfully. Dawn, her heart heavy with empathy, sought to console her brother. "Perhaps they're preoccupied, Anthony, or..." The room fell into a subdued silence as Anthony's thoughts turned to Missy, his beloved beard. She should have been there, but wasn't. "It appears that no one cares," he murmured, his eyes closing as tears welled up. Dawn finally spoke up. "Anthony, there's something I need to tell you," she began. Anthony looked at her, his eyes filled with curiosity and vulnerability. Dawn continued cautiously, "Opie... he sent you well wishes." Anthony's surprise was palpable. "Opie? Are you serious?" Dawn nodded solemnly. "Yes, Anthony. Opie sent you well wishes. It seems he was the one who showed kindness when you needed it most." In the room's silence, Anthony's shitty heart was heavy with regret. Opie's well wishes reminded him of the friendship they had lost, and he couldn't help but wish for a chance to mend their fractured relationship. As if life itself were echoing his remorse, Anthony's face contorted in pain. His chest tightened, and his breathing grew erratic. In a frantic rush, alarms blared, and the hospital staff stormed into the room.

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Chapter 1.

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[Cumtown Fags]

Garrett Andritz and Steve Conti were filling in for Anthony, at the very end of the show they asked Erock if there was any news about Anthony and he said Ant was still in surgery.

Who's the hole?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You’re probably in a bad fucking place if the hospital needs to give you alcohol so you don’t die.

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[ElectricLightKazooII]

How is Anthony not a fat slob from drinking so much. I have a few beers a few times a week and I balloon up and I’m half his age. Fuck me

He probably doesn’t eat much. He’s not quite at the ascites stage Lady Di was in during the internship but she wasn’t eating much at all.

 

[guest]

The conspiracy theorist in me blames big Pharma trying to get the general population totally dependent on pills of some sort.

From this side of the pond that looks less like conspiracy theory and more like plain reality.

 

[LingerLonger]

How is Anthony not a fat slob from drinking so much. I have a few beers a few times a week and I balloon up and I’m half his age. Fuck me

Drunkorexic. You basically starve yourself all day. Then have a few drinks when your stomach grumbles. Hence Anthony having bloated hands and a beer gut. But then stick thin arms and legs like twigs.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Drunkorexic. You basically starve yourself all day. Then have a few drinks when your stomach grumbles. Hence Anthony having bloated hands and a beer gut. But then stick thin arms and legs like twigs.

Sounds like another alcoholic we know.

 

[HH Brother]

How is Anthony not a fat slob from drinking so much. I have a few beers a few times a week and I balloon up and I’m half his age. Fuck me

Have you not seen swollen hands, face and distended stomach, funster?

He's doesn't eat so he gets drunk faster.

Drunkorexic. You basically starve yourself all day. Then have a few drinks when your stomach grumbles. Hence Anthony having bloated hands and a beer gut. But then stick thin arms and legs like twigs.

Was in the middle of saying the same thing and saw your post, Longerster.

It's an old Irish tradition.

 

[UnPRePared]

We here at Fox News would like to send our condolences to the family of comedian, former radio host, and our black friend, Anthony Cumia.

Antonio Mumambwe Cumia was born during the height of Apartheid in what is now Botswana by the Zambesi River, the middle bastard child of one Rosemary DiBababooey, who was black, and Jesus Josef Koomiya, who's close enough to Black, and a longtime Honor Guard for Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, as well as former lover of the late Roy Cohn.

He is survived by his younger sister, Dawn Marie of Extreme Championship Wrestling fame, and his eldest brother, Yusef Colleen Cumia, leader of the Roslyn Heights chapter of the SAMCRO biker gang, professional busker, "war veteran", and a five time People's Court Champion.

"He's finally at peace," said his longtime love, Sue "Ride the Lightning" Kalergis, through a statement issued by PornHub. "He had the biggest heart of anyone I knew - probably from the Benzo's - but no one but me was ever able to see it. I'll miss how he cried at old musicals, would little spoon while we listened to Peter Allen, and how he would bite his pillow when he was with me. Rest in Power, Nana. As-salamu alaykim!"

Greg "Opie" Hughes, when asked to comment, said "Anthony? We weren't that close, ya know? Think ya FAWKIN know a guy, but him? He was a cypher, always putting on an act, you'd think he was your friend one minute and he'd stab ya in the back the next.... (Sniff) Yeah, I went to the funeral, I pallbeared with Stupid Geno, that bald midget that isn't Rogan, the bald midget that IS Rogan... and that worm Yimmy Norton. The little cunt wouldn't even look at me."

The surviving family had declined to issue a joint statement at this time, instead asking for privacy during their grieving. Giuseppe Kumiya, however, issued a statement late Friday, asking us all to remember that "I am not a pedophile."