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2023 NFL Season Thread

Udders

Great food
I passed out halfway through the 3rd quarter, but I woke up to a tiny bit of money in my FanDuel account (still down for the season of course.)

The Bills almost let the Giants beat them, that's the best clue anyone could have that they fucking suck. (I say that as a Giants fan.) Also they are uniquely handicapped by having to keep a stroke victim on the roster. And Sean Payton has had some record of success getting good play out of short kang Drew Brees, so I figured he was due to help Russell cook soon.

Why oh why did I not take the moneyline? (And I almost blew it by a point by parlaying the under, too.)
I turned off after Buffalo scored the TD with like two minutes left. What faggots.
 

Martin

Thinks sucking cock is legal
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My Raiders still suck but fuck Josh McDumbass.
 
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