You think pat ever read LOTR?

[CumiaPoodle]

Kinda funny your step dad's thing was to get shitfaced and read like elvish poetry and dwarf legends and shit

Dude the guy was unintentionally hilarious. When he bought me a paintball gun we took it in the backyard. I shot it while holding it cocked sideways. He ripped it out of my hands walked a way looked at the sky turned around came back placed it in my hand vertically and said “don’t you hold a gun like a nigger around me ever again”.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Just think about it...

If he did, he wouldn't solely reference the movies. He'd try to show off what a special boy he is for having read the books, which are great but not an easy read.

Yeah you just nailed it. Lol some guys from Reddit need to call him out on not reading the books.

 

[guest]

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he tried to read it but I haven't seen any evidence that he's literate enough to finish it. He might have slogged through The Hobbit. Maybe. Probably not

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think Pat’s read more than 10 books in his lifetime.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Nice dad, stupid.

Yeah I know, definitely not as cool as yours.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I don’t think Pat’s read more than 10 books in his lifetime.

Id love to hear his top ten for that very reason. There’s no way he has. Not as an adult, not adult books. I used to read a lot but it’s been a while. I’ve been meaning to start reading again. This is what I needed Tree.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[CumiaPoodle]

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Motherfucking RIBS nice work Slack. God damn is he a fucking fraud. that’s some serious egg on his face. I can actually creatively write I’m funny sometimes I can tell a story was a real life tough guy. (Everything else about me is unimpressive and I should blow my brains out) So this shit annoys me when he fucking lies. Besides this one time I don’t go around bragging. I tell you guys, my friends, stories. The general public can lick my ass. I get all the validation or humility from here.

 

[RickReternal]

I, in my heart, feel like he read them one time after the movies came out. Then attached it to his identity. Not knowing that those movies attracted tons of retards (I love the movies) the same way the books did in the 70s. Just a different group of lonely faggots praying someone think they’re deep and well read because they picked up a book about elves and dwarves.

He’s so fucking stupid he didn’t even pick the correct book for his made up persona. He would have tricked more people going with infinite jest.

I used to love those books and it still makes me laugh and shake my head that his tattoo is Mordor script that causes Elrond to bitch out Gandalf for saying it out loud in Lorien (iirc). What a dumb pig.

Yap yap yap I don’t think he finished LotR.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

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what a fucking moron.

no he never read LOTR. You're right that there are some dragging parts, imo The Two Towers was generally extremely slow compared to the other two. Still amazing world building. If you want to try a Tolkien work that fawking DRAAAAGS you should try The Silmarillion.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I used to love those books and it still makes me laugh and shake my head that his tattoo is Mordor script that causes Elrond to bitch out Gandalf for saying it out loud in Lorien (iirc). What a dumb pig.

Yap yap yap I don’t think he finished LotR.

Shit motherfucker you making me want to dust the shit off and reread it. Just in case I’m called out on a forum for a radio show after selling my bike to pay people who make fun of me.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I used to love those books and it still makes me laugh and shake my head that his tattoo is Mordor script that causes Elrond to bitch out Gandalf for saying it out loud in Lorien (iirc). What a dumb pig.

Yap yap yap I don’t think he finished LotR.

I still get a kick out of that. Pat thinks he is the hero but branded himself with the most evil symbol in the story.

 

[BoringFaggot]

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lol I didn't catch that at first. "I never reread books, I'm about to reread Dune."

hahahaha he is legitimately retarded.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

what a fucking moron.

no he never read LOTR. You're right that there are some dragging parts, imo The Two Towers was generally extremely slow compared to the other two. Still amazing world building. If you want to try a Tolkien work that fawking DRAAAAGS you should try The Silmarillion.

I’m about to restart the books tonight actually lol. Nigga I’d rather have Niki ride my dick than read the Silmarillion. I attempted a couple times. No way tolkien didn’t have autism.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

WWAW some of them other good books? This makes me want to read again. I’m super open to anything. I’ve never gotten a bad recommendation from here. Discoverer great music movies anime got back into soccer. I know you niggas be reading.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BoringFaggot]

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Vury good!

No good character in the LOTR universe would even speak the black speech, a tattoo of it would be out of the question.

"Tolkien's attitude to the Black Speech is revealed in one of his letters. From a fan, Tolkien received a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of the goblet, and used it only as an ashtray"

 

[CumiaPoodle]

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This motherfucker (you’re killing it btw) it really makes me want to get back into writing. I get drunk and make up stories characters and dialogue off the top of my head better than anything this Nigga has made. I’ve tried to read his shit. I wasn’t that bad when I was in middle school. I got through school by showing up once in a while then writing on the back of tests. Seriously, they knew I wasn’t retarded so they would pass me then tell me I had a god given talent that I was wasting.

Also pat nigga please stop with the nazi shit. These motherfuckers fought in a war. He’s so stupid he thinks they all thought the same bullshit propaganda we were taught in school. They were just men in a war. A fuckijg brutal one at that. This alone should be enough for a pussy like him to have respect for them. I fucking hate him.

EDIT: I feel like a complete dickhead because it sounds like I’m bragging. I’m nothing a no one I’m no better than anyone. But I have like idk 4 talents. And his way of separating himself (narcissism mixed with insecurities) is through the idea of him being an author and a comic. But it’s all bullshit. This is slowly turning me into a pat poster.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Vury good!

No good character in the LOTR universe would even speak the black speech, a tattoo of it would be out of the question.

"Tolkien's attitude to the Black Speech is revealed in one of his letters. From a fan, Tolkien received a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of the goblet, and used it only as an ashtray"

The fact Pat always refers to it as " One Ring" like thats its name instead of "black speech" just tells you he has only seen the movies.