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No one is going to spend $250 on those.
The comic book industry has been in the shitter for nearly 25 years now, funster. They're so heavily mass produced and unless it's something in a extremely limited run, you're getting at best retail for it. And most people don't even care about singlets or collecting and would rather just buy omnibus versions of this stupid shit.lol - fuckin ain't getting $25. God, I don't know which is more embarrassing - those handful of comics in ziplocks or the "tote" full of rusted up wood stain cans.
Fawkin no kiddingLinger longer
WOOD SOAKED PLYWOOD $10 GREAT FOR BUILDING LAWN CHAIRS. SELLING METAL PLANTER $5. IT NEEDS TO GO AND GO NOW. SELLING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN RIVIERAOK I'm really anxious now. How do I get rid of this stuff? Do I have to call a man to throw it away? Think I can score $15?
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Doxxed. Damn. Well I'm conveniently located right off of President Barack Obama highway.WOOD SOAKED PLYWOOD $10 GREAT FOR BUILDING LAWN CHAIRS. SELLING METAL PLANTER $5. IT NEEDS TO GO AND GO NOW. SELLING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN RIVIERA
Being the inheritor of the Mr Softee fortune gets you bragging rights for life but not access to ONA.I wish boomia was here to call me poor![]()
I’m sure he’s driving from usa to Canada as usual but yeah miss his brevity.I wish boomia was here to call me poor![]()
The wood in my backyard came from my pillhead Russian friend. He was always selling big planks of wood and various car parts.Being the inheritor of the Mr Softee fortune gets you bragging rights for life but not access to ONA.
Hey Earl, we got any more Dan O updates back there?
We have basically confirmed that Ade is a hoarder. There is help and it’s free.I don't know which is more embarrassing - those handful of comics in ziplocks or the "tote" full of rusted up wood stain cans.
He’s lucky to get 25 bucks, Star Wars comics? Come on, Man!No one is going to spend $250 on those.
It’s kind of like sports cards, in the late 80s it got big because the old ones started to get valuable (most people threw them out, like they did with old comics) and everyone started taking care of their 90s cards and then everyone had the same cards so they didn’t hold value. If you had some 60s / 70s marvel or DC comics in good shape you might have something but Star Wars? That’s like thinking GI Joe comics from the early 90s are valuable.The comic book industry has been in the shitter for nearly 25 years now, funster. They're so heavily mass produced and unless it's something in a extremely limited run, you're getting at best retail for it. And most people don't even care about singlets or collecting and would rather just buy omnibus versions of this stupid shit.
He can't even be into like 80s Marvel or DC. It's gotta be basic boomer bitch Star Wars.
I own a Captain Funster issue #1 in gem mint ten condition, Housester.It’s kind of like sports cards, in the late 80s it got big because the old ones started to get valuable (most people threw them out, like they did with old comics) and everyone started taking care of their 90s cards and then everyone had the same cards so they didn’t hold value. If you had some 60s / 70s marvel or DC comics in good shape you might have something but Star Wars? That’s like thinking GI Joe comics from the early 90s are valuable.
GEM MINT 10! EVERYTHING GOES! See you in Portage, I might suck your cock too.WOOD SOAKED PLYWOOD $10 GREAT FOR BUILDING LAWN CHAIRS. SELLING METAL PLANTER $5. IT NEEDS TO GO AND GO NOW. SELLING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE IN RIVIERA
Remember when he was crying on twitter about Dan's voodoo dolls of his 'ex wife and her late husband'? He was so careful and respectful and now here he is mocking a dead man's weight. He's Jon Jones, he's so disingenuous and transparent at the same time. It's infuriating.sourced from r/Widowsupport
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