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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?
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Phew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.
All kidding aside, sucks to hear brotherman. Did you ever get a colonoscopy before this? I got one after having a scare around 30 but turned out to be nothing. Apparently I was ranting about Obama and Nancy Pelosi while I was under.
I'm not even a boomer con or anything. Think it was just about the shitty insurance I had making pay a bunch out of pocket.
Seriously, I gave up beer for a whole day after going through this thread. Glad to see I can fall off the wagon safelyPhew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.
All kidding aside, sucks to hear brotherman. Did you ever get a colonoscopy before this? I got one after having a scare around 30 but turned out to be nothing. Apparently I was ranting about Obama and Nancy Pelosi while I was under.
I'm not even a boomer con or anything. Think it was just about the shitty insurance I had making pay a bunch out of pocket.
I’m drinking tonight specifically after reading this thread. I’m just built different.
No I’ve never had one before. The first one would have been in a few months probably. Now I’ve got one at 8am tomorrow so I just started drinking the gallon of saltwater crap. It’s fucking horrible.Phew! Thought I was going to have to give up being an alcoholic for a second.
All kidding aside, sucks to hear brotherman. Did you ever get a colonoscopy before this? I got one after having a scare around 30 but turned out to be nothing. Apparently I was ranting about Obama and Nancy Pelosi while I was under.
I'm not even a boomer con or anything. Think it was just about the shitty insurance I had making pay a bunch out of pocket.
Nigga why can't they take SFWA members?
Age dox? Most people should get your butthole checked at 40
I'll keep you in my prayers brotherman Godspeed
Just 45. I would have got it checked in a couple months
You’ve apparently confused me with some other user.
Edit; I didn’t finish the laxative.. now they rescheduled me for later
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The colonoscopy laxative is fucking nuts.
Hope you're taking your time waiting to do some healthy stuff for yourself.
In retrospect, yes. On and off GI issues, blood in stool sometimes that I just wrote off to ‘roids.
I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.
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fawk. Brotherman I’m going to pray for you, genuinely.
Hang in there brotherman. Got a family member that's been on the colon cancer treadmill for about 5 years. Take what they tell you with a bag of salt and don't rely on their shit to cure you. If you're gonna fix it you gotta be proactive.