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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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they tell you that? relative of mine got colon cancer and his doc told him that if it had spread to his liver it would have been 50/50, but past that and you're probably motherfucked no matter what they try.
No they didn’t tell me that, it’s based on reading studies and stuff. Its a bad situation but I’m also going to go to a world class (male) surgeon somewhere and I’ve got a couple doctor relatives pulling strings all over the place so I’m not exactly a typical case. I’m also young, not fat, and otherwise healthy.
 

BoomerSperg

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No they didn’t tell me that, it’s based on reading studies and stuff. Its a bad situation but I’m also going to go to a world class (male) surgeon somewhere and I’ve got a couple doctor relatives pulling strings all over the place so I’m not exactly a typical case. I’m also young, not fat, and otherwise healthy.
If they can do surgery on the liver then from what I remember it means it hasn't metasized or whatever the fuck they call it when the tumors get too big to remove. You're selling yourself short, you've got a great chance to be fine.
 

WifeStoreWill

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If they can do surgery on the liver then from what I remember it means it hasn't metasized or whatever the fuck they call it when the tumors get too big to remove. You're selling yourself short, you've got a great chance to be fine.
They’re too big to remove right now. Counting on chemo to help with that
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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Chemo is weird shit. I feel like I have fur growing inside my mouth and throat. Also super sensitive to cold stuff. I got home and washed my hands and it felt like my sink was pouring electricity on
beat it, faggot.
unrelated but that "fur growing inside my mouth" is relatable with the whisky, pure black shit on my tongue.. made me throw up everytime i'd brush my teeth
 
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