WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

[JoshFromMichigan]

I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.

I know this is only coming from cyber terrorist stlaker right wing extremist criminals, but we're all pulling for you, brotherman. Godspeed.

 

[Guest]

I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.

Damn...Said a prayer for you, asshole.

 

[Jizz]

try and cut down to only 2 cans of mountain dewy a day, the caffeine isn't good for your nerves. also take a bath in epsom salt if you have a tub, that shit can cure anything!

 

[Phish]

try and cut down to only 2 cans of mountain dewy a day, the caffeine isn't good for your nerves. also take a bath in epsom salt if you have a tub, that shit can cure anything!

I took a 6 week course in healthcare remedies and achieved my PHD to practice homeopathic medicine. 17 ounces of epsom salt, 3 grams of rosemary extract, 9 ounces of child spit, and the semen of 1 forum Admin from Oman inserted directly into the rectum should have you in tip top shape in no time. You gotta let it steep for at least 6 hours before farting it out or it wont work though.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Thoughts and prayers for you, brotherman.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Good luck, bro

 

[alkiefuck2]

Good luck brothaman

 

[Imager]

I hope they don’t have to shove things up your ass too much.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Faaawk man, that's some heavy shit. Good luck nigha.

I hope they don’t have to shove things up your ass too much.

Why do you want to take the only upside to this whole situation away from him?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I hope they don’t have to shove things up your ass too much.

That part didn’t bother me because they knocked me out for it. It’s the drinking a gallon of salt water thing ahead of time that really sucks.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That part didn’t bother me because they knocked me out for it. It’s the drinking a gallon of salt water thing ahead of time that really sucks.

Nice forcing yourself to be uncomfortable in order to get better, stupid.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Great news, everyone. I’m officially 184 cm tall.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Great news, everyone. I’m officially 184 cm tall.

Does the medical standard indicate you are obese?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Does the medical standard indicate you are obese?

If I was before I’m not now

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You past?

 

[Dog Eater]

Well I regret reading this fucking thread Jesus. Hopefully you can hang onto life by the throat for as long as possible.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You past?

Not yet. I’ve got probably 2-6 years

 

[guest]

Not yet. I’ve got probably 2-6 years

They told me uncle he would be dead in under a year from Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma when he was diagnosed in the mid 1990s. He died last September. Chin up and all the best, brotherman

 

[BoomerSperg]

Not yet. I’ve got probably 2-6 years

they tell you that? relative of mine got colon cancer and his doc told him that if it had spread to his liver it would have been 50/50, but past that and you're probably motherfucked no matter what they try.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Not yet. I’ve got probably 2-6 years

Goal is to beat Patrick. I think you'll win