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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
try and cut down to only 2 cans of mountain dewy a day, the caffeine isn't good for your nerves. also take a bath in epsom salt if you have a tub, that shit can cure anything!
I took a 6 week course in healthcare remedies and achieved my PHD to practice homeopathic medicine. 17 ounces of epsom salt, 3 grams of rosemary extract, 9 ounces of child spit, and the semen of 1 forum Admin from Oman inserted directly into the rectum should have you in tip top shape in no time. You gotta let it steep for at least 6 hours before farting it out or it wont work though.
 
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