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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm
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I chugged the rest of it this morning. Only ended up costing me a few hours. Verified what we already knew, colon cancer. Chemo should start in a couple weeks.
I know this is only coming from cyber terrorist stlaker right wing extremist criminals, but we're all pulling for you, brotherman. Godspeed.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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try and cut down to only 2 cans of mountain dewy a day, the caffeine isn't good for your nerves. also take a bath in epsom salt if you have a tub, that shit can cure anything!
I took a 6 week course in healthcare remedies and achieved my PHD to practice homeopathic medicine. 17 ounces of epsom salt, 3 grams of rosemary extract, 9 ounces of child spit, and the semen of 1 forum Admin from Oman inserted directly into the rectum should have you in tip top shape in no time. You gotta let it steep for at least 6 hours before farting it out or it wont work though.
 
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