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I made a joke about the fact that my kids look like Hitler's Herrenvolk ideal in a whatsapp group chat with friends. Crickets from two of them and a mild scolding from the 3rd fag.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW this place fucking you up
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I can never enjoy pepperoni again.
Tried to take a break from the OG sub back when it was still up and running, my strategy was to only catch up on a monthly basis. It worked for about 2 months, maybe just 1. I missed the comedy and camaraderie too much. Same would apply to this place. I feel like that faggot cowboy - "I wish I knew how to quit you!" et al
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I find myself without explanation talking to people in Pat’s baby talk. I just say it’s a joke as they look at me like I have peanut butter in my mouth.
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Brooke may look like a hag but she has the voice of an angel.
Those harmonies get a nigga's ribs everytime.
Was Mark Gormley a big influence on your singing style @Brooke Shields?
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Today, while doing my grocery shopping, I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw a fat man in his forties wearing a Mustang t-shirt.
I am so happy this fell flat and you are now ostracised, I bet they talk about you behind your back
I feel bad for the folks who spend all their time in the Music forum then dream about Joe cowly straining his sweaty B-cups through a solo in front of four people at Buffalo Wild Wings
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the other day I forgot about pasta and it overflowed out of the pot, i Unironically said “YOU STUPID LITTLE BABY INFANT”
Luckily I live alone
Luckily I live alone
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I for one find it sad you had no one to share this with. May you one day find a Mrs. jackmehoff... in space!
I find myself calling Indians and other browns, street shitters under my breath. I also really hate Jews a lot more and pretty much blame them for everything.
Oh and my camera roll is full of pics of Cumia screen grabs etc. I’d be mortified if anyone got ahold of my phone and saw them. I’d just prob say I’m a huge Freddy Kruger fan or sumpthin’
Oh and my camera roll is full of pics of Cumia screen grabs etc. I’d be mortified if anyone got ahold of my phone and saw them. I’d just prob say I’m a huge Freddy Kruger fan or sumpthin’
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Thankfully the alliance destroyed this forum so I'm spending less time here. I got an addictive personality so it's helping.
I had a full blown dream about Count Groomia last night - possibly bc I made this post - in which he was an actual vampire.
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I don’t know why I’m asking this but what was the dream?
I tried taking a break from here I think almost a year ago now. Lasted 2 weeks. Decided to check in on Rick and he tweeted something so wrong and hateful I couldn’t help myself. I try not to come here when I’m working, and save shit for the end of the day. You rascals are fucking hilarious and it’s probably the only time I laugh other than a few chuckles at podcasts at this point. Gotta stick to the positives, fellas.
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He was an ancient vampire like Nosferatu but he took the “human” form of Anth. He had this crazy huge mansion, Multiple floors. For some reason there was a working pharmacy in the basement, and a sub-level below that where he tortured his victims.
Anyway I was some kind of vampire acolyte, but I turned on him, and I was trying to rescue some people he had hypnotized. He pulled the classic vampire move of having a feast where everyone was eating bugs and shit in a disgusting room but hypnotized to think it was good food in a luxurious environment.
I was flying around the room somehow awakening everyone from the hypnotism while he reverted to his Nosferatu form and was screeching a trying to kill me
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A lot of fawkin pussies in this thread. I’m just here for the laffs