WWAW this place fucking you up

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Only fragments remain.

He was an ancient vampire like Nosferatu but he took the “human” form of Anth. He had this crazy huge mansion, Multiple floors. For some reason there was a working pharmacy in the basement, and a sub-level below that where he tortured his victims.

Anyway I was some kind of vampire acolyte, but I turned on him, and I was trying to rescue some people he had hypnotized. He pulled the classic vampire move of having a feast where everyone was eating bugs and shit in a disgusting room but hypnotized to think it was good food in a luxurious environment.

I was flying around the room somehow awakening everyone from the hypnotism while he reverted to his Nosferatu form and was screeching a trying to kill me

you might just be thinking of Danny describing one of Anths parties.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I would send the idea to Pat, but not enough trannies. Maybe if I put Sue Lightning in there as a descendent of Van Helsing he’ll be interested.

Trans Helsing would end up "staking" count cumia

 

[Brooke Shields]

Brooke may look like a hag but she has the voice of an angel.

Those harmonies get a nigga's ribs everytime.

Was Mark Gormley a big influence on your singing style @Brooke Shields?

i thought it did a service to the original singer

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

settledown, stud-boy

They call me Fuckasaurus Rex cuz I'm always havin' sex.

 

[guest]

Honestly, you guys are my only friends

 

[guest]

Yeah, the Pat and Ant shit honestly just motivates me to self improve. But scrolling through off-topic ragebait everyday I think does a serious number on me and depresses me

I always tell myself not to be a Tomlinson or a Cumia...I think the off topic can be rough but there's literally nowhere else to get an honest opinion on anything going on

 

[guest]

Same. Lot of faggotry around these parts. That's what happens when you don't allow new people. Dying a slow death... oh well, it was a good run.

What new people? Are there still stragglers from r/louiebeans? We’re here, we’re queer... get used to it.