Yet you're talking like you are. Chomp.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
Why should I be frightened of dying?
- Thread starter Professor Consent
- Start date
WWAW thinking your dead relatives watch you when you jerk off?
now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention
Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""
he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit
he aint watching me beat off
now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention
Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""
he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit
he aint watching me beat off
Where We At With it? We're not there, just you, my sick friend.
i hate this thread
Only 1 person realised I was quoting Pink Floyd in the OP
Not my fault you all went off topic
Who is Pink Floyd?
They're like what Kiss is to Jim Norton, for people with good taste
100% of non faggot ghosts are creeping on chicks
Your dead grandfather might have been a faggot
Lots of funny ideas. Catholicism is basically the OG protestantism.
Oh now I get it, Pink Floyd is like Kissing a tranny named Floyd with Norton's pink lips while enjoying the good taste of Kool-AIDS
The DMAN already addressed this. They're not TRYING to watch you jagoff, it just happens... They are trying to check in, and they catch you at a bad moment. A personal moment. And sometimes they catch a glimpse.
THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776!!!!
The answer to all of it is 1992. And it's gay. But you know that.
Dan Mullen committed a series of rapes against male children in the summer of 2002. We were all 10 years old
CQ Beans
By definition it is. What about the weird hat Christians from Eastern Europe? Where do you rank them?
CQ Beans
Just a glimpse.
Holy Orthodoxy is true Christianity. GUGGLE IT
God forbid people worship God and not gay sex. Those orthodox guys are weird
CQ Beans
I’ll just rewatch the Seinfeld episode where George wants to convert and Frank thinks he wants to mutilate squirrels.