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The big bang
What about this poor dog (I mean the one on the right):That poor dog…
That's a really big bang
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The big bang
What about this poor dog (I mean the one on the right):That poor dog…
Eric hildeman prefers small bangs
You mean that Chihuahua has a bigger dick than him? No doubtEric hildeman prefers small bangs
Poor lil mug.What about this poor dog (I mean the one on the right):
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That's a really big bang
Id just stand around and jack offThe DMAN does not believe this.
However, perhaps the actual best case scenario would indeed be the magical heaven where you are cutoff from earthly beings, and appear to every good hearted person you ever knew as the version of yourself where you were happiest, and you get to have genuine respectful relationships without any fear or doubt because bad things are not permitted to exist. You can actually love a woman in heaven and not just be bound to her out of lust, pride, and guilt.
@NoBacon comment?You don't have much choice in your meat vessel. But you will return as a lower lifeform if you try to kill your own kid.
Nothing in the Christian tradition states that we're part of God. We're made in his image and his likeness. In, not of.I’m absolutely referring to the Christian God.
So where do we come from if not from His essence? Even the Devil and his awful mercenaries come from him. It’s not for us to understand these things anymore for us to understand how a God can also be a man.Nothing in the Christian tradition states that we're part of God. We're made in his image and his likeness. In, not of.
But you've made a declarative statement which implies that you do understand so quote some scriptures supporting your opinion. I can quote scriptures supporting mine.It’s not for us to understand these things
I will relent that I haven’t been to church for some time or taken the Eucharist (I don’t know if you’re Catholic or not, I don’t care. I don’t dispute Protestant ideology).But you've made a declarative statement which implies that you do understand so quote some scriptures supporting your opinion. I can quote scriptures supporting mine.
That’s ridiculous and quite frankly fucking sad.You know that feeling where your alarm clock goes off and you want to sleep more? Thats all death is but it’s forever. And I like sleeping so its fine with me
Catholicism explains a lot.I will relent that I haven’t been to church for some time or taken the Eucharist (I don’t know if you’re Catholic or not, I don’t care. I don’t dispute Protestant ideology).
My point is nothing is not of us to decide. We’re mere men and arbiters of what brought us here. Feel free to quote scripture. I haven’t to been Catholic school for some time.
This nigga talking about eternity or some shit. Dying is just entering into an eternal coma. When you go into a coma you’re not chilling in eternity but in an infinite blackness where your brain is shut off. This desire for any semblance of an afterlife wether it be reincarnation or heaven is lashing out at our own mortality and the boring reality of death which is that its all a big nothing. No, I don’t think my consciousness is going to ascend to some ethereal plane. Its just turning off the light switch.That’s ridiculous and quite frankly fucking sad.
You couldn’t or anyone else even comprehend eternity. It isn’t ‘chilling.’ You’re returning home. Also, my dude are you honestly only 22? I’m not trying to be a dick I’m just asking.
Imagine reincarnation. Imagine living this life over again. I’m 22 and the thought sucks.
I want to put you into an eternal comaThis nigga talking about eternity or some shit. Dying is just entering into an eternal coma.
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