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What about this poor dog (I mean the one on the right):
That's a really big bang
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Why should I be frightened of dying?
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That's a really big bang
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Eric hildeman prefers small bangs
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You mean that Chihuahua has a bigger dick than him? No doubt
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Because if you weren't, the human race would never have existed
CQ Beans
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Poor lil mug.
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You're gonna get raped bigtime
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What you should be afraid of is not living, maaaaaaaaaaaan.
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Id just stand around and jack off
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@NoBacon comment?
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Nothing in the Christian tradition states that we're part of God. We're made in his image and his likeness. In, not of.
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So where do we come from if not from His essence? Even the Devil and his awful mercenaries come from him. It’s not for us to understand these things anymore for us to understand how a God can also be a man.
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But you've made a declarative statement which implies that you do understand so quote some scriptures supporting your opinion. I can quote scriptures supporting mine.
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Imagine reincarnation. Imagine living this life over again. I’m 22 and the thought sucks. God gives you one life to do the most with it, your life isn’t that special if you can live it over 15 more times. Heaven? I don’t want to be chilling in eternity. Hell? I don’t want to be burning in eternity. You know that feeling where your alarm clock goes off and you want to sleep more? Thats all death is but it’s forever. And I like sleeping so its fine with me
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I will relent that I haven’t been to church for some time or taken the Eucharist (I don’t know if you’re Catholic or not, I don’t care. I don’t dispute Protestant ideology).
My point is nothing is not of us to decide. We’re mere men and arbiters of what brought us here. Feel free to quote scripture. I haven’t to been Catholic school for some time.
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That’s ridiculous and quite frankly fucking sad.
You couldn’t or anyone else even comprehend eternity. It isn’t ‘chilling.’ You’re returning home. Also, my dude are you honestly only 22? I’m not trying to be a dick I’m just asking.
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Catholicism explains a lot.
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This nigga talking about eternity or some shit. Dying is just entering into an eternal coma. When you go into a coma you’re not chilling in eternity but in an infinite blackness where your brain is shut off. This desire for any semblance of an afterlife wether it be reincarnation or heaven is lashing out at our own mortality and the boring reality of death which is that its all a big nothing. No, I don’t think my consciousness is going to ascend to some ethereal plane. Its just turning off the light switch.
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Because you're wasting your youth worse than anyone I've witnessed. You're gay.
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I want to put you into an eternal coma