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Why should I be frightened of dying?

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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Anything with finality (more than stepping on a bug) is heavy, sad shit.

It's the unknown. 👻

How do you cope with things in life? Joking around, probably. Well, there's no reason to believe there is any joking in the afterlife. Just the same as if you were in a coma, but you never find out about it... Or, best case scenario, you can haunt the people you knew. Ooof. The DHAUNTINGS would never end.

Here's where The DPRESSION kicks in... If there IS any consciousness in the afterlife, ALL of your dead parents, grandparents, friends, etc. know exactly what you jagoff to, and have watched you do it. (Or at least tried to check in on you, in the middle of your sesh, and they caught a ghostly glimpse of something horrible.) The DMAN cannot imagine that sex is allowed in heaven? Where we at wit the existential DPRESSION?

Why would the dead be concerned with the living? That's the human ego kicking in.
 
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