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Why should I be frightened of dying?

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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WWAW thinking your dead relatives watch you when you jerk off?


now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention

Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""

he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit

he aint watching me beat off
 
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WWAW thinking your dead relatives watch you when you jerk off?


now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention

Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""

he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit

he aint watching me beat off
100% of non faggot ghosts are creeping on chicks
 
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128,217
WWAW thinking your dead relatives watch you when you jerk off?


now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention

Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""

he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit

he aint watching me beat off
Your dead grandfather might have been a faggot
 

DMAN

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WWAW thinking your dead relatives watch you when you jerk off?


now, this used to be the impetus to my semen retention

Then i was like, "if my grandfather can watch over anyone while in the afterlife, why the fuck would he be watching me beat off to female bodybuilder worship videos""

he was a good man. Plus, he can go hang out with FDR, or Danger Mouse or some shit

he aint watching me beat off

The DMAN already addressed this. They're not TRYING to watch you jagoff, it just happens... They are trying to check in, and they catch you at a bad moment. A personal moment. And sometimes they catch a glimpse.
 
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