This isn't a gag, but do Slavs/Eastern Europeans/whatever count as white? I'd draw a line at where the Iron Curtain was even before the Cold War to bound the whites. The Eastern borders of Germany and Austria, the middle of Italy, the Pyrenees Mountains and the Mid Atlantic Ocean seems like the borders of actually white people. The White European countries would be Ireland, the UK, Scandinavia, Benelux, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, France, Germany, Austria, Monaco, Andorra, and Italy down to Rome, maybe Naples. Certainly Slovenia, Romania, Greece, Bulgaria, etc. don't count as white.